Author Topic: JOKES AND Riddles!!  (Read 370850 times)

Offline ZeroZero82

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #750 on: May 30, 2009, 04:58:56 pm »
It's the second part of Davinci code. It's about history and finding out the truth. It's nice :D

maybe ill check it oneday lol!! hey did u watch Twilight???
Yea I even read the book.I think the book is better than the movie.
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #751 on: May 30, 2009, 05:01:08 pm »
hahaha I wish our IGs were like that ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #752 on: May 30, 2009, 05:01:44 pm »
what da hell??!! is this real!!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #753 on: May 30, 2009, 05:02:27 pm »
i dunno !!

im asking u  :-\

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #754 on: May 30, 2009, 05:03:18 pm »
Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came accross a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him.

The first blonde woman asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.

The second blonde woman asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. She is instantly turned into a black haired woman. She then builds a boat and sails off the island.

The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The genie turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #755 on: May 30, 2009, 05:04:22 pm »
i dunno !!

im asking u  :-\

hmmm i dunt think so!!lol!! A-levels r really difficult so it cant be like this......

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« Reply #756 on: May 30, 2009, 05:06:04 pm »
the email i got,

said that these were the Irish College Entry Exams

lol, imagine this WAS the A-levels, i wouldve moved to Ireland in hours  :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #757 on: May 30, 2009, 05:08:33 pm »
lol we'd get A's and 100's easily ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #758 on: May 30, 2009, 05:10:00 pm »
Junior asks his dad, “Daddy, how was I born?”

His dad sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.

Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:

“You’ve Got Male!”
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #759 on: May 30, 2009, 05:12:32 pm »
Junior asks his dad, “Daddy, how was I born?”

His dad sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.

Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:

“You’ve Got Male!”

loooooooool

that's what bill gates will say to his son  :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #760 on: May 30, 2009, 05:14:18 pm »
hahaha :P yea maybe
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« Reply #761 on: May 30, 2009, 05:16:00 pm »
gtg people!! byez!! ill sign in after an hour or 2 lol!!

BYEZ

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #762 on: May 30, 2009, 05:17:09 pm »
It's the second part of Davinci code. It's about history and finding out the truth. It's nice :D

maybe ill check it oneday lol!! hey did u watch Twilight???
Yea I even read the book.I think the book is better than the movie.
lol yeah .. am reading the book .. i watched the movie .. the book is damn good
i hav xamz but i cant resist it so i downloaded it on my mob  :D :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #763 on: May 30, 2009, 05:49:46 pm »
I download too, but it's not like watching a movie in the cinema. THE EFFECTSS!! :o have you watched Angels and Demons?

its a good movie esp the last part its amazinnng, the guy fooled everyone !
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #764 on: May 30, 2009, 05:51:42 pm »
It's the second part of Davinci code. It's about history and finding out the truth. It's nice :D

maybe ill check it oneday lol!! hey did u watch Twilight???

and twilight is one of my best movie lol :D
its amazing too
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)