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Offline O.T.13.

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #765 on: May 30, 2009, 05:57:51 pm »
Of Dan Brown's novels, the best one has GOT to be Angels and Demons, haven't seen the movie though, is it good? and if it is, did aXXo and/or FXG crack it yet?
Since we're talking about the crime stuff, i read all of Dan Browns and alot of Agatha Christie (i dare any of you to finish her whole works), and a bit of Nora Roberts, can anyone gimme some recommendations?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #766 on: May 30, 2009, 05:58:15 pm »
LOL >> check out my nick  :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #767 on: May 30, 2009, 07:55:21 pm »
whats gud every1...any joke or riddle
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #768 on: May 30, 2009, 07:57:20 pm »
can any1 upload latest movies...i'll b bored after igcse's
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #769 on: May 30, 2009, 08:16:12 pm »
hey people!! ill look for riddles and post em here after a while....
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #770 on: May 30, 2009, 08:21:00 pm »
Quote from: Monica on May 30, 2009, 08:16:12 pm
hey people!! ill look for riddles and post em here after a while....

cant wait :P lol
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Offline X Abdulrahman X

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #771 on: May 30, 2009, 08:26:31 pm »
lets start easy :P

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #772 on: May 30, 2009, 08:31:26 pm »
To prove to the possum it could actually be done!


lol


there are many many answers for this question......do u know that this question got history!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #773 on: May 30, 2009, 08:34:40 pm »
Quote from: abdulrahman101 on May 30, 2009, 08:26:31 pm
lets start easy :P

Why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side ??  :P
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Offline X Abdulrahman X

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #774 on: May 30, 2009, 08:35:19 pm »
i know, and u cant google my answer :P
my answer was, To run away from KFC :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #775 on: May 30, 2009, 08:36:24 pm »
heres another joke,

blonde car accident


One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

:P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #776 on: May 30, 2009, 08:44:30 pm »
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

that made my day, lmao !!

the question is why are blondes like that ??  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #777 on: May 30, 2009, 08:46:39 pm »
Quote from: Q80BOY on May 30, 2009, 08:44:30 pm
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

that made my day, lmao !!

the question is why are blondes like that ??  :P

haha i asked me teacher the same question a very long time age, she told me why but i cant remember, it goes wayyy back :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #778 on: May 30, 2009, 08:47:08 pm »
best jokes are blondies jokes!! HILARIOUS!!!
this one is good:
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"

And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of huge boobs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No, it's because you're 25 hun!!!"

LMAO!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #779 on: May 30, 2009, 08:48:48 pm »
omg maaaan

lmao

i laughed out loud, my sis is staring  :P
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