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Offline sanity_master

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #285 on: May 28, 2009, 08:15:53 pm »
Quote from: kam on May 28, 2009, 08:11:56 pm
is it disease? ???

YOU ALREADY SOLVED IT!!!

he was cleaning the windows and jumped to the inside and didnt die!
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #286 on: May 28, 2009, 08:16:43 pm »
Quote from: ZeroZero82 on May 28, 2009, 08:15:22 pm
Quote from: abdulrahman101 on May 28, 2009, 08:04:11 pm
solve this peeps, its not too hard

Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
He was cleaning the window, then jumped in!? ;D

yup :)
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #287 on: May 28, 2009, 08:17:08 pm »
Quote from: Khey on May 28, 2009, 08:14:59 pm
Teacher: Jim, could u show me where America is?
Jim: here it is!
Teacher: Good.Noe students..who discovered America?
Students: JIM!! =p

thts a good one
haha very funny

for the disease thingy
i was talking bout ur the other riddle
the one about the make it thingy
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #288 on: May 28, 2009, 08:17:25 pm »
Quote from: sanity_master on May 28, 2009, 08:05:51 pm
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.


this is a tough one :D :P

fake cash
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #289 on: May 28, 2009, 08:17:41 pm »
this one is kinda funny too :P and whats the answer sanity to ur riddle ?

I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them.
Who am I?
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #290 on: May 28, 2009, 08:18:31 pm »
Quote from: Khey on May 28, 2009, 08:14:59 pm
Teacher: Jim, could u show me where America is?
Jim: here it is!
Teacher: Good.Noe students..who discovered America?
Students: JIM!! =p

haha funny!! +rep for u cuz ur rep seems low!!lol!!
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #291 on: May 28, 2009, 08:18:54 pm »
Quote from: Omertios on May 28, 2009, 08:17:25 pm
Quote from: sanity_master on May 28, 2009, 08:05:51 pm
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.


this is a tough one :D :P

fake cash

its counterfeit money......u got it right, but most probably u googled it cuz its not that easy, or u knew it already :P :P
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #292 on: May 28, 2009, 08:19:25 pm »
Quote from: abdulrahman101 on May 28, 2009, 08:17:41 pm
this one is kinda funny too :P and whats the answer sanity to ur riddle ?

I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them.
Who am I?

Banker
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #293 on: May 28, 2009, 08:20:09 pm »
Quote from: sanity_master on May 28, 2009, 08:18:54 pm
Quote from: Omertios on May 28, 2009, 08:17:25 pm
Quote from: sanity_master on May 28, 2009, 08:05:51 pm
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.


this is a tough one :D :P

fake cash

its counterfeit money......u got it right, but most probably u googled it cuz its not that easy, or u knew it already :P :P

My answer would count :P

and no omer its not banker
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #294 on: May 28, 2009, 08:21:03 pm »
Quote from: abdulrahman101 on May 28, 2009, 08:17:41 pm
this one is kinda funny too :P and whats the answer sanity to ur riddle ?

I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them.
Who am I?

dentist?
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #295 on: May 28, 2009, 08:21:12 pm »
Quote from: abdulrahman101 on May 28, 2009, 08:17:41 pm
this one is kinda funny too :P and whats the answer sanity to ur riddle ?

I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them.
Who am I?

the dentist?
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #296 on: May 28, 2009, 08:21:52 pm »
Quote from: sanity_master on May 28, 2009, 08:18:54 pm
Quote from: Omertios on May 28, 2009, 08:17:25 pm
Quote from: sanity_master on May 28, 2009, 08:05:51 pm
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.


this is a tough one :D :P

fake cash

its counterfeit money......u got it right, but most probably u googled it cuz its not that easy, or u knew it already :P :P

nah, i just hapenned to be studying for my economics a short time ago :P (we still didn't do any paper yet lol)

nyways, gtg now, peace!
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #297 on: May 28, 2009, 08:22:22 pm »
yup dentist :)
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

Monica

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #298 on: May 28, 2009, 08:22:36 pm »
Quote from: abdulrahman101 on May 28, 2009, 08:17:41 pm
this one is kinda funny too :P and whats the answer sanity to ur riddle ?

I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them.
Who am I?

NOOOOOO I WAS ABOUT TO SAY DENTIST!!

OK HERE IS MA ANSWER DENTIST!!
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #299 on: May 28, 2009, 08:22:56 pm »
a matter of seconds...the problem is that i have many websites opened so it took time to be sent and kam got it first :(
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