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Offline X Abdulrahman X

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #255 on: May 28, 2009, 07:56:26 pm »
Quote from: kam on May 28, 2009, 07:55:59 pm
Quote from: ZeroZero82 on May 28, 2009, 07:54:37 pm
I'm as light as a feather, yet the strongest man cannot hold me much more than a minute. What am I? ::)

air
as in the air u breathe
right?
YES :D
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #256 on: May 28, 2009, 07:57:00 pm »
yay
geniuses around
way to go ppl
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #257 on: May 28, 2009, 07:57:15 pm »
Quote from: Monica on May 28, 2009, 07:55:52 pm
Quote from: ZeroZero82 on May 28, 2009, 07:54:37 pm
I'm as light as a feather, yet the strongest man cannot hold me much more than a minute. What am I? ::)

AIR!!

HAHAHA :D
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #258 on: May 28, 2009, 07:58:46 pm »
ok I SAID AIR!! u guyz asked if it was air or not!! u said air?? while i said AIR!!

SO I AM THE WINNER PEOPLE!! SO GIVE ME MY PRIZE!!
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #259 on: May 28, 2009, 07:59:17 pm »
It's breath  :P
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #260 on: May 28, 2009, 07:59:40 pm »
i was laughing cuz i said it first :P ( so i beat u :D ) but dw ill +rep u in 2hrs :P
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #261 on: May 28, 2009, 07:59:55 pm »
ok, how about this one (easy starter)

A cowboy comes into town on Friday, stays for two days and leaves on Friday, how come?

and calm down mony, i +repped u :P
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #262 on: May 28, 2009, 08:00:32 pm »
Quote from: Monica on May 28, 2009, 07:58:46 pm
ok I SAID AIR!! u guyz asked if it was air or not!! u said air?? while i said AIR!!

SO I AM THE WINNER PEOPLE!! SO GIVE ME MY PRIZE!!

i +repped u too
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #263 on: May 28, 2009, 08:00:45 pm »
Quote from: Omertios on May 28, 2009, 07:59:55 pm
ok, how about this one (easy starter)

A cowboy comes into town on Friday, stays for two days and leaves on Friday, how come?

and calm down mony, i +repped u :P
His horse is called Fridat ;D
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #264 on: May 28, 2009, 08:01:49 pm »
friday*
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #265 on: May 28, 2009, 08:02:30 pm »
Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #266 on: May 28, 2009, 08:02:49 pm »
Quote from: Monica on May 28, 2009, 07:58:46 pm
ok I SAID AIR!! u guyz asked if it was air or not!! u said air?? while i said AIR!!

SO I AM THE WINNER PEOPLE!! SO GIVE ME MY PRIZE!!

+rep :D
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #267 on: May 28, 2009, 08:02:58 pm »
ITS THE NAME OF HIS HORSE!!


HAHA!!AND THANK U PEOPLE!!
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #268 on: May 28, 2009, 08:04:11 pm »
solve this peeps, its not too hard

Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

Monica

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #269 on: May 28, 2009, 08:04:42 pm »
Quote from: abdulrahman101 on May 28, 2009, 08:02:30 pm
Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

DRUMS!!

haha sanity told me this one in da beginning of da thread lol!!
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