JOKES AND Riddles!!

[Alpha]

Good to have you roaming around again.

No, I won't go. Already dead tired.
You can't sleep?

Tried drinking some milk?

[Alpha]

Anyway, I gotta go... Take Care

& Have a Nice Day Ahead

[Monica]

Good to have you roaming around again.

No, I won't go. Already dead tired.
You can't sleep?

Tried drinking some milk?

hahahaha I drank milk, yes

My daily routine is messed up cause it is summer and I HATE IT when I sleep and wake up late. -_-

And you do not have summer vacations? =/ always school? Have a good day!

[Monica]

Here is a riddle :

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?

[Dibss]

Here is a riddle :

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?

Paper?

[Monica]

Paper?

You are getting veeeerrrry close! Something which is made of trees also.

[Alpha]

hahahaha I drank milk, yes

My daily routine is messed up cause it is summer and I HATE IT when I sleep and wake up late. -_-

And you do not have summer vacations? =/ always school? Have a good day!

Yes... For more two weeks I have school. And then, vacations. Well, I wouldn't call it vacation cause tuitions get extended during the period, and I end up getting more tired. 

And about your riddle, my mind's not working. 

[$tyli$h Executive]

Here is a riddle :

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?

Paper?

[$tyli$h Executive]

Oh didn't know somebody already answered paper!

I think its toilet paper or tissue then?

[I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!]

Sponge...

[Dibss]

I think its toilet paper or tissue then?

If it's not paper, that's the only other thing I can think of too...

[Monica]

Stylish got it right! +rep. =]

Here are another 2 :

1)I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?



   
2)Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

[nid404]

first one is dust? :/

I'm not very good at riddles...lol

2nd don't know 

[DrEvil]

Stylish got it right! +rep. =]

Here are another 2 :

1)I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?



   
2)Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

First one is -----------> Smoke

Second one is ---------> Eye

[Alpha]

Late