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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5190 on: June 09, 2010, 10:48:19 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 09, 2010, 10:46:33 am
You knew it from before..?  ::)  :P

Ye-o :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5191 on: June 09, 2010, 10:50:16 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 09, 2010, 10:46:33 am
You knew it from before..?  ::)  :P

Where is my +rep ?  ::)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5192 on: June 09, 2010, 10:55:51 am »
@AF, what does Ye-o stands for?  ::)

@Kratos, I don't love you so why give you ANY of my love..?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5193 on: June 09, 2010, 10:58:11 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 09, 2010, 10:55:51 am

@Kratos, I don't love you so why give you ANY of my love..?

+ rep isn't loving. ::)

By the way, you said you'd +rep the answerer. I answered one didn't I? ::)

Now GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!  :P  :P  :P  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5194 on: June 09, 2010, 10:58:45 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 09, 2010, 10:55:51 am
@AF, what does Ye-o stands for?  ::)


Yes/no
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5195 on: June 09, 2010, 11:01:27 am »
Another riddle.

You can produce the sound of two cheeks farting. Now, how does one cheek sound?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5196 on: June 09, 2010, 11:30:10 am »
I wouldnt know; maybe you could tell us since you have experience in such things given your weird anatomy :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5197 on: June 09, 2010, 11:32:04 am »
Quote from: Ari Ben Canaan on June 09, 2010, 11:30:10 am
I wouldnt know; maybe you could tell us since you have experience in such things given your weird anatomy :P

LOL Ari. You crack me up!  :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5198 on: June 09, 2010, 11:39:54 am »
Quote from: Ari Ben Canaan on June 09, 2010, 11:30:10 am
I wouldnt know; maybe you could tell us since you have experience in such things given your weird anatomy :P

Kids like you should be in your books.

You wouldn't know a thing about zen. ::)

Also,From my book of Really Gross Facts: "The longest recorded fart lasted 2 minutes and 42 seconds". Last week I wouldn't have been able to supply this vital information. Someone brought me it back from holiday (why, I don't know).

Bonus fact(?): "If one person farted continually for 81 months they would produce the same amount of energy as a nuclear bomb".

Bonus bonus fact: "women fart 3 times more during the day than men".
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5199 on: June 09, 2010, 11:42:15 am »
@Kratos    Extra-Bonus-Bonus Fact : Kratos is a pervert who farts and collects the gas so that he can cook with it :P

Actually I am going to refrain from posting about this stuff anymore - its below my dignity
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5200 on: June 09, 2010, 11:47:44 am »
Quote from: Ari Ben Canaan on June 09, 2010, 11:42:15 am
@Kratos    Extra-Bonus-Bonus Fact : Kratos is a pervert who farts and collects the gas so that he can cook with it :P

 dignity

And you eat your meal with that collected gas as air freshner . :P

Quote from: Ari Ben Canaan on June 09, 2010, 11:42:15 am

 its below my dignity

 :o :o :o :o :o You have dignity? :o :o :o :o :o  ::) ::)  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5201 on: June 09, 2010, 11:50:36 am »
Stop spoiling my thread with farts talks  ::)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5202 on: June 09, 2010, 11:57:12 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 09, 2010, 11:50:36 am
Stop spoiling my thread with farts talks  ::)

You are the biggest one here. ::) Remember how loud you fart? ::)  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5203 on: June 09, 2010, 12:00:35 pm »
Quote from: Lord Kratos on June 09, 2010, 11:57:12 am
You are the biggest one here. ::) Remember how loud you fart? ::)  :P

Yes right. I don't even eat a lot shows how much I will fart.

Talk about yourself dude first.
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5204 on: June 09, 2010, 12:02:05 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 09, 2010, 12:00:35 pm
Yes right. I don't even eat a lot shows how much I will fart.

Talk about yourself dude first.

HAHAHAH mony got pissed!
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