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Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5175 on: June 09, 2010, 10:07:21 am »
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?

Easy one  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5176 on: June 09, 2010, 10:08:36 am »
 :D SHADOW!! ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5177 on: June 09, 2010, 10:09:57 am »
Quote from: iluvme on June 09, 2010, 10:08:36 am
:D SHADOW!! ;D

LOL! YESH!  :D I will +rep you although it was super easy  :P

here is another :

2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fishes?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5178 on: June 09, 2010, 10:16:01 am »
because there are only 3 ppl! One Grandpa-his son (also a father!) and his son!
My these riddles are easy!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5179 on: June 09, 2010, 10:18:53 am »
These questions are so dumb. Whose are they? ::)
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Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5180 on: June 09, 2010, 10:22:29 am »
Quote from: iluvme on June 09, 2010, 10:16:01 am
because there are only 3 ppl! One Grandpa-his son (also a father!) and his son!
My these riddles are easy!!

LOL. Let me get some tougher ones!


If you throw me from the window,
I will leave a grieving wife.
Bring me back, but in the door, and
You'll see someone giving life!

What am I?

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5181 on: June 09, 2010, 10:24:30 am »
No!! Sheesh I give up :(   I'll leave it so some brainiac can answer!!
« Last Edit: June 09, 2010, 10:28:18 am by iluvme »
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5182 on: June 09, 2010, 10:27:56 am »
Quote from: iluvme on June 09, 2010, 10:24:30 am
Give me a moment to think! :o

LOOOOOOOOL. Not that hard  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5183 on: June 09, 2010, 10:31:13 am »
The letter N, :P

wiNdow=widow
door=doNor

Crap questions. ::)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5184 on: June 09, 2010, 10:33:11 am »
Quote from: Lord Kratos on June 09, 2010, 10:31:13 am
The letter N, :P

wiNdow=widow
door=doNor

Crap questions. ::)


Ok, right. If you don't like them, then no need to post here. =]

here is another! What is the word that has 1 syllable, but when you add 1 letter to the end, it becomes 3 syllables?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5185 on: June 09, 2010, 10:33:43 am »
A politician wrote a long speech. How did it help his career even before he gave the speech?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5186 on: June 09, 2010, 10:39:38 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 09, 2010, 10:33:11 am
Ok, right. If you don't like them, then no need to post here. =]

here is another! What is the word that has 1 syllable, but when you add 1 letter to the end, it becomes 3 syllables?


I know this one but forgot!!!!! >:( >:( something to do with r. >:( >:(

AARRGGHH!!!!! >:(
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5187 on: June 09, 2010, 10:41:03 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on June 09, 2010, 10:33:11 am
Ok, right. If you don't like them, then no need to post here. =]

here is another! What is the word that has 1 syllable, but when you add 1 letter to the end, it becomes 3 syllables?

are-area ;D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5188 on: June 09, 2010, 10:43:51 am »
Quote from: Meticulous on June 09, 2010, 10:41:03 am
are-area ;D

I was going to answer that!!!! >:( I already knew it had something to do with r. >:(
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #5189 on: June 09, 2010, 10:46:33 am »
Quote from: Meticulous on June 09, 2010, 10:41:03 am
are-area ;D

You knew it from before..?  ::)  :P
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