JOKES AND Riddles!!

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u r welcome Baladya

[SGVaibhav]

i bet ladies might be having nighmare's reading the piss jokes LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[Kim]

lol not this one

 kratos i m suprised that u stopped???out of jokes???

[I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!]

No offense to girls
                                 And God Said “Let There Be Bridge”

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?."

[Ukhti-R]

No offense to girls
                                 And God Said “Let There Be Bridge”

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?."

LOOOOL!

I was just about to say "awww", until I got to the end ! LOL.

If anyone is difficult to understand it's the men. Women are just logical

[Kim]

haha nice
none taken
lol
u men just need to use a little bit of ur brains to understand us we leave all the signs u need

[I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!]

thanks roxy and kim By the way roxy nice to see u again . as for that question please wait until the exams r over.I'll send u a 3 pages long essay

Here's another one-


                                    The Soldier and the Nun

December 26th, 2009
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.’
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?’
The nun replied, ‘He went that way.’

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
‘I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq .’
The nun said, ‘I understand completely.’

The soldier added, ‘I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!’
The nun replied, ‘If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls….I don’t want to go to Iraq either.’
Now don't say its dirty

[guMnam]

No offense to girls
                                 And God Said “Let There Be Bridge”

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?."

haha nice one

[I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!]

u men just need to use a little bit of ur brains to understand us we leave all the signs u need

What do u mean by signs?
Do girls leave signs like  .....


DANGER AHEAD!!!! or


Speed Zone Ahead!!!

[guMnam]

thanks roxy and kim By the way roxy nice to see u again . as for that question please wait until the exams r over.I'll send u a 3 pages long essay

Here's another one-


                                    The Soldier and the Nun

December 26th, 2009
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.’
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?’
The nun replied, ‘He went that way.’

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
‘I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq .’
The nun said, ‘I understand completely.’

The soldier added, ‘I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!’
The nun replied, ‘If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls….I don’t want to go to Iraq either.’
Now don't say its dirty

hahahahahaha

[The Golden Girl =D]

thanks roxy and kim By the way roxy nice to see u again . as for that question please wait until the exams r over.I'll send u a 3 pages long essay

Here's another one-


                                    The Soldier and the Nun

December 26th, 2009
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.’
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?’
The nun replied, ‘He went that way.’

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
‘I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq .’
The nun said, ‘I understand completely.’

The soldier added, ‘I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!’
The nun replied, ‘If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls….I don’t want to go to Iraq either.’
Now don't say its dirty

i heard a similar one but in arabic , nice By the way 

[I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!]

thanks 

[The Golden Girl =D]

What do u mean by signs?
Do girls leave signs like  .....


DANGER AHEAD!!!! or


Speed Zone Ahead!!!

actually we ladies have diff personalities ,so a girl's behavior depends on what kind of personality  she has.

for me ,everyone who knows me in real life , knows when iam sad , mad , happy, superactive ...etc cuz of my expressions so ya lol  

[I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!]

duh! Even guys have that!!!!!

[The Golden Girl =D]

duh! Even guys have that!!!!!

well i've been raised in a family full of girls , so i don't kno much abt boys     lol