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Offline ~~~~shreyapril~~~~

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4275 on: October 31, 2009, 10:25:05 am »
lolzz  :D :D

i have got many like these  ;) ;)
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4276 on: November 01, 2009, 05:54:12 pm »
a guy at the end of the road see a truck coming towrds him!!
but does not move away!!


guess why!!?????
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4277 on: November 02, 2009, 12:57:03 am »
Heeeeeeeyyyyyy My thread is still alive!!  :D :D :D

Okaaaaaaay sheycool...let me guess...uhhhhh...mmmmmmmmmmmmm........

becuz he have super powers that  will stop the truck?  :P

or umm...the truck will change direction later  :-\ :-\

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4278 on: November 02, 2009, 05:21:05 am »
naa its easy stuff!!!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4279 on: November 02, 2009, 05:44:53 am »
Quote from: ~~~~shreycool~~~~ on November 01, 2009, 05:54:12 pm
a guy at the end of the road see a truck coming towrds him!!
but does not move away!!


guess why!!?????


Because he is at the END of the road!!  :D :D :D


If he moves, it will be anyway be HIS END! DEAD END :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4280 on: November 02, 2009, 05:45:50 am »
haha!!
true!!
he is at the end of the road!!! :D :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4281 on: November 02, 2009, 05:47:41 am »
Hahahaha.... I won  :P :D ;D!!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4282 on: November 02, 2009, 10:51:12 am »
here i come wid another!!
one day an old man returns from jogging with a police!!
he tells police that he forgot his way back home!!

his wife asks him from past 30 years you have been joggign and how come did you forget your way???

tell the old man's answer!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4283 on: November 02, 2009, 02:45:12 pm »
these are hard riddles  :-\

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh....he is old now...
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4284 on: November 02, 2009, 07:50:10 pm »
Quote from: ~~~~shreycool~~~~ on November 02, 2009, 10:51:12 am
here i come wid another!!
one day an old man returns from jogging with a police!!
he tells police that he forgot his way back home!!

his wife asks him from past 30 years you have been joggign and how come did you forget your way???

tell the old man's answer!!

he jogged in different routes
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4285 on: November 03, 2009, 12:36:10 am »
"Cause in 30 years, I never came with the police!"..... Something like that?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4286 on: November 03, 2009, 04:20:34 am »
naa....!!!

he says i was too bored to come alone!!! :P :P


looooooolllz!!! :D :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4287 on: November 03, 2009, 04:21:56 am »
Hahaha, ok!!!  :D

I thought he had changed wife...  :P  :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4288 on: November 03, 2009, 04:23:04 am »
nna!!

now one more!!

will post it in my next post!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4289 on: November 04, 2009, 08:25:38 am »
o0 this thread Liveeeeess :D
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