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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4245 on: October 20, 2009, 11:56:09 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on October 20, 2009, 11:17:39 pm
aha SO SOMEONE AGREES!!

LoL! when I ask them what they did..they tell u ana ma3mltesh 7aga..ana mabazakershi..ana 3amelt crap fel el emta7an..ana has2t..ana AAAA and they start crying !

ba3den ba2a tala2i el Astars in ur face!  :P

Sanity...I am not a nerd..beteegi ma3ia 3alatool be 7az...zakia momken...

ya5y i remember one of them geepos was disappointed he "only" got 8A*s and an A
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4246 on: October 21, 2009, 12:29:41 pm »
Quote from: O.T.13. on October 20, 2009, 11:56:09 pm
ya5y i remember one of them geepos was disappointed he "only" got 8A*s and an A
loooll i would die outta happiness if i gt tht :o
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« Reply #4247 on: October 21, 2009, 08:46:39 pm »
@Omer : hahahaha Egyptians ba2a..thats why we are simply the best  :P :P :P in our country el doctors hatb2a akter men el patients LoL!  :P

@Zainy : we are talkin abt Nerds..Egyptian ones...so do u have nerds in ur country?  :P
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« Reply #4248 on: October 21, 2009, 09:01:08 pm »
Most Pakistanis and Indians are nerds :P

Its the idians, Pakistanis and egytption who are the clever nerds :P
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« Reply #4249 on: October 21, 2009, 09:05:18 pm »
I have many pakistani Friends..Indians also..Yea mashallah they got good grades..but they are not very good at Math.. :-\

so Roxy u a nerd?  :P
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« Reply #4250 on: October 21, 2009, 09:20:33 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on October 21, 2009, 09:05:18 pm
I have many pakistani Friends..Indians also..Yea mashallah they got good grades..but they are not very good at Math.. :-\

so Roxy u a nerd?  :P

people say I am.. But I dont think I am.. Im studious, but Im not clever ...=l
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4251 on: October 21, 2009, 09:59:23 pm »
Quote from: Roxy.Converse on October 21, 2009, 09:01:08 pm
Most Pakistanis and Indians are nerds :P

Its the idians, Pakistanis and egytption who are the clever nerds :P

no offense to the Geepos, but i know a lot of Pakis and Indians who are not THAT studious and nerdy but still end up matching the geepos who tore the books down



(Raskom La Yikbar Antom El Ethnein :P )
ask Sherri for translation :P
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« Reply #4252 on: October 22, 2009, 03:51:53 am »
@Roxy : I heard that ur a nerd from your best friend once when u didnt know that the chemistry paper 1 was AM session and u were nervous.. :P

@Omer : Ah ya3ni enta 2asdak eno e7na 2aghbia?  :P yabni i saw Indians and Pakistanis are Good mashallah bas in Math...not very good (el 7a2ee2a ya3ni mabifahmosh 7aga fel math..ana  7asa eni haderbak elnahrda  :P) while Geepos b2a Astars flying fel Math..and I had an Indian Math teacher and an Egyptian one...The Indian one when he first tested me said that I was AWESOME in Math and that I am a very smart person..ma3 eno I was sure eza ana gabet 7oomar(donkey) hai3raf ya7el el masa2el di  :P

ba3den I know no one can beat Geepo's very few bas..we are still ranked No 1  :P :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4253 on: October 22, 2009, 10:53:58 am »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on October 22, 2009, 03:51:53 am
@Roxy : I heard that ur a nerd from your best friend once when u didnt know that the chemistry paper 1 was AM session and u were nervous.. :P

@Omer : Ah ya3ni enta 2asdak eno e7na 2aghbia?  :P yabni i saw Indians and Pakistanis are Good mashallah bas in Math...not very good (el 7a2ee2a ya3ni mabifahmosh 7aga fel math..ana  7asa eni haderbak elnahrda  :P) while Geepos b2a Astars flying fel Math..and I had an Indian Math teacher and an Egyptian one...The Indian one when he first tested me said that I was AWESOME in Math and that I am a very smart person..ma3 eno I was sure eza ana gabet 7oomar(donkey) hai3raf ya7el el masa2el di  :P

ba3den I know no one can beat Geepo's very few bas..we are still ranked No 1  :P :P
hey, dont put words in my mouth :P
and math is one subject, am talking bout generally
ya3ny for example when it comes to english/economics/business (subjects that dont need much memorization ya3ny) ana personally, i never got lower than any geepo, english i was the top of my class bas ya3ny most of the top grades were by indians and pakis, economics i had a sudani and a paki in front of me, business, well lets just say half the class fails, i got 55% before i dropped it  ;D
we b3dein ento mashalla 3aleikum mo2ati3eeen el durus al 5ususiya  :P

we b3dein ya gama3a, i thought this is the jokes thread, not the whos the biggest nerd thread :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4254 on: October 22, 2009, 10:58:57 am »
yea egyptions pakiz n indians r the nerds ;D

Me nt relly i do study quite a lot but im no genius :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4255 on: October 22, 2009, 07:16:23 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on October 22, 2009, 03:51:53 am
@Roxy : I heard that ur a nerd from your best friend once when u didnt know that the chemistry paper 1 was AM session and u were nervous.. :P

@Omer : Ah ya3ni enta 2asdak eno e7na 2aghbia?  :P yabni i saw Indians and Pakistanis are Good mashallah bas in Math...not very good (el 7a2ee2a ya3ni mabifahmosh 7aga fel math..ana  7asa eni haderbak elnahrda  :P) while Geepos b2a Astars flying fel Math..and I had an Indian Math teacher and an Egyptian one...The Indian one when he first tested me said that I was AWESOME in Math and that I am a very smart person..ma3 eno I was sure eza ana gabet 7oomar(donkey) hai3raf ya7el el masa2el di  :P

ba3den I know no one can beat Geepo's very few bas..we are still ranked No 1  :P :P

loll..! she didd ?
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4256 on: October 22, 2009, 11:08:21 pm »
@Omer will get back to u later.  :P

@Roxy..yea...u were holding the papers in ur hands b4 we were entering the hall with few mins..and then ur friend told me ..that u always study nd all.. :P

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« Reply #4257 on: October 22, 2009, 11:13:16 pm »
wallalila shoklo kida leilty soada we mzaffita kaman
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« Reply #4258 on: October 22, 2009, 11:22:36 pm »
hahahhaahahaha...! Ah ana keda 3aiza 2aba fadia we lia mazag 3ashan hakteblak sha3ar gameeeeeeeel 3an el Geepos!

haikhlik tateeeeeeeeeer!  :P
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« Reply #4259 on: October 22, 2009, 11:24:09 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on October 22, 2009, 11:22:36 pm
hahahhaahahaha...! Ah ana keda 3aiza 2aba fadia we lia mazag 3ashan hakteblak sha3ar gameeeeeeeel 3an el Geepos!

haikhlik tateeeeeeeeeer!  :P
ya5 5ala9, how about i just say " TA7AYA MAST OMMIL DONYA!"
bas please ir7amini we blash lecture tanya 3ankom :P
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