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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4260 on: October 22, 2009, 11:28:35 pm »
hahahahahaha..I swear I always give lectures at home..this one is nuthin wallah..hahaha ...

Aiwa Keda..howa keda wala balash..Teeeer ba2a 2abl mataiarak  :P :P :P :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4261 on: October 22, 2009, 11:31:42 pm »
hahahahahaha..I swear I always give lectures at home..this one is nuthin wallah..hahaha ...

Aiwa Keda..howa keda wala balash..Teeeer ba2a 2abl mataiarak  :P :P :P :P
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« Reply #4262 on: October 22, 2009, 11:35:39 pm »
hahahaha...LoooooooL! el mohom enk taaaareeeeeet  :P

P.S. ur Boots really missed me  :P  8)


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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4263 on: October 28, 2009, 04:42:27 am »
A wood cutter went to a forest to cut trees with his axe.........
Suddenly all girls in the jungle started loving himmmmmmmmm..................WhY!!!!!

Cus of d axe effect!!!!!!!!!!
Always hangin around ur neighbourhood..........

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« Reply #4264 on: October 28, 2009, 05:12:28 pm »
what is one leged man called as???


anwer this riddle!!  :P :P :P
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« Reply #4265 on: October 28, 2009, 05:16:23 pm »
what is one leged man called as???


anwer this riddle!!  :P :P :P


u do knw i wont answer :P
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4266 on: October 28, 2009, 05:18:51 pm »
kk
can somebody else answer???
Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it gives :D :P :)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4267 on: October 30, 2009, 02:57:30 pm »
Teacher:

How is it possible that you have both got the SAME marks, the SAME mistakes, the SAME answers???


Answer:

We have got the SAME teacher!!!


Hehehe.... lol... Do not use it for cheating  :P!

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4268 on: October 30, 2009, 05:35:31 pm »
hey!!
nobody noes my anser??

very easy!!
pm me if you want to!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4269 on: October 30, 2009, 07:05:23 pm »
what is one leged man called as???


anwer this riddle!!  :P :P :P

pegleg?
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« Reply #4270 on: October 30, 2009, 09:22:54 pm »
what is one leged man called as???


anwer this riddle!!  :P :P :P

A lame?

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« Reply #4271 on: October 30, 2009, 09:45:39 pm »
pirate ? :P


or just " a man with one leg" ? :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #4272 on: October 30, 2009, 09:49:28 pm »
Hmm, I just saw some funny sh*t on Facebook videos. Haha

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« Reply #4273 on: October 31, 2009, 08:28:53 am »
the answer is very easy!!!!

the man will be alled by his name!!! :P :P :P

lolzzz :D :D :D
Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it gives :D :P :)

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« Reply #4274 on: October 31, 2009, 08:58:31 am »
Loooool good one :D
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3