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Offline Zain-Xa

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2580 on: June 08, 2009, 04:52:53 pm »
yyaa i did join !  :)
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2581 on: June 08, 2009, 04:55:34 pm »
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.

Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back. Frustrated, she shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"









hope u havent heard this 1  :P
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2582 on: June 08, 2009, 04:57:05 pm »
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.

Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back. Frustrated, she shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"









hope u havent heard this 1  :P

haha good 1

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2583 on: June 08, 2009, 05:09:47 pm »
hahaha..no i havent heard it..its funny hahaha

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2584 on: June 08, 2009, 05:12:30 pm »
thnnnkku

sooo u want more of em !  :P
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
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How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2585 on: June 08, 2009, 05:13:27 pm »
yup :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2586 on: June 08, 2009, 05:15:00 pm »
Suicide

A blonde hurried into the hospital emergency room late one night with the
tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?," the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor? "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off
the tip of your finger?"

"No, silly!" the blonde said. "First, I put the gun to my chest, and I
thought, 'I just paid $6,000 for these; I'm not shooting myself in the
chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000 to get
my teeth straightened; I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So, then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought 'This is going to make a loud
noise, so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2587 on: June 08, 2009, 05:17:25 pm »
hahahaha

stupid blondes :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2588 on: June 08, 2009, 05:18:39 pm »
yup blondes r quite crazy lool

no offence 2 the blondes on earth !

sooo u want more  :)
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
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How did I fall in love with you?


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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2589 on: June 08, 2009, 05:19:54 pm »
hahahahaha
we all love blondes  ;D
When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2590 on: June 08, 2009, 05:22:32 pm »
Blonde Logic    (AKA her weird diary)  :P



January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!! 
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2591 on: June 08, 2009, 05:25:10 pm »
hmmmm u want more blonde jokes



where did the forum disappear   :o
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Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2592 on: June 08, 2009, 05:28:17 pm »
The Circle

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!" 



guyz where r u !!???

ps. pls +rep me im dyin looollll  :P
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2593 on: June 08, 2009, 06:27:17 pm »
The Circle

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!" 



guyz where r u !!???

ps. pls +rep me im dyin looollll  :P



HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS THE BEST ONE BY FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha gotta love em blondes! hahah and stop wasting my time- im trying to study! hahha

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2594 on: June 08, 2009, 06:33:33 pm »
hahahaha lol Thanks

will add more later on.....  ;)

go study  :P
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3