Author Topic: JOKES AND Riddles!!  (Read 333214 times)

Offline Zain-Xa

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2565 on: June 08, 2009, 04:37:39 pm »
Thanks u want more  ;D  :P

luv u !  :-*
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2566 on: June 08, 2009, 04:38:24 pm »
Thanks u want more  ;D  :P

luv u !  :-*

HEYYYYYYY ZAINY!!! HOW R U???!!

YA YA GIMME MORE :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2567 on: June 08, 2009, 04:39:46 pm »
hey shoshou !!!


kkkkkkkkkkkk thennnnnnn ill giv u More !

jus wait 2 min  :)
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2568 on: June 08, 2009, 04:40:37 pm »
tyt :D

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2569 on: June 08, 2009, 04:42:13 pm »
Thanks u want more  ;D  :P

luv u !  :-*
yesyes more plz

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2570 on: June 08, 2009, 04:42:29 pm »
Breaking Out Of Jail


A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said,

"Let's hide in that barn, they'll never find us."

So they climed up the ladder and then the blonde threw it down.

The next morning, the cops said, "Come out with your hands in the air!"

The red-head said, "Hide in those baskets, they'll never find us!"

So the Brunette got in the first one, the red-head got in the second one and the blonde got in the third one. Meanwhile, the cops were getting a ladder set up and trying to get up there. Once they got up, the seargent ordered them to kick the baskets.

So the cop kicked the first one: "RUFF."
"It's just a damn dog!" yelled the cop.
The cop kicked the next one: "MEOW."
"It's just a damn cat," yelled the cop.
The cop kicked the next basket and the blonde yelled, "POTATOES!"
 


u want more  :P  ::)
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2571 on: June 08, 2009, 04:43:13 pm »
! More More !


 ::)  ::)
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2572 on: June 08, 2009, 04:44:10 pm »
hahahahaha!!

ur soooooo hyper today baby :P :P

More More :P :P :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2573 on: June 08, 2009, 04:46:03 pm »
Blonde going to Electronic Store

A blonde walks into a electronic store and asks the manager, "Can I buy that TV"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because your a blonde."
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair red. She returned to the electronic store and said, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Your a blonde."
So the blonde goes and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and says, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"You're a blonde"
"How can you tell I'm a blonde, I dyed my hair red, then shaved it off!"
"Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave!"
 
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2574 on: June 08, 2009, 04:46:48 pm »
ya i guess im hyper lol

jus finished off bio soo i think im supposed 2 be happy

lol


want more !  :-*  ;)
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2575 on: June 08, 2009, 04:47:46 pm »
hahahahaha..this blonde joke is there in arabic..but its funny hahaha....

yyaaaaaaa more :P

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2576 on: June 08, 2009, 04:50:02 pm »
Hello UFO


A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country
road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned
about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in
big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft.
As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with
shock, his young, blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the
tank and then waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally
uttered.
"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
The blonde attendant rolled her eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've
been working here for five years. Of course I know what 'UFO'
means - it means 'Unleaded Fuel Only'.


 


 

What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2577 on: June 08, 2009, 04:50:31 pm »
hahahahaha..this blonde joke is there in arabic..but its funny hahaha....

yyaaaaaaa more :P

yea i remember, but it was a sa3eedy!
Nothing is worse than being surrounded by people and yet you still feel lonely

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2578 on: June 08, 2009, 04:51:08 pm »
hmmm neva knew it wz in arabic anywayz hope when i post more they aint in arabic !  :o
What can I do, to make it right
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?


zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

I'll be strong.. I'll be wrong.. all the love goes on.. Oh im just a girl tryna find a place in this worLD..  Taylor swift <3

Monica

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2579 on: June 08, 2009, 04:52:01 pm »
hahahahaha..this blonde joke is there in arabic..but its funny hahaha....

yyaaaaaaa more :P

yea i remember, but it was a sa3eedy!

haha yaaaaaa!!!

hey omer dude..i never see u..y dont u join our family..i think zainy already did ;D