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Offline sanity_master

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2355 on: June 06, 2009, 08:09:48 pm »
Q: How many blonde jokes  are there?
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A: One. The rest are all true stories.




hahahhaha.......almost true :D hahaa
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2356 on: June 06, 2009, 08:10:26 pm »
hahahahahahahahaha
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2357 on: June 06, 2009, 08:11:04 pm »
She was so blonde that  she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.



BLONDS!!!!! hahahhaa
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2358 on: June 06, 2009, 08:12:44 pm »
rofl !
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2359 on: June 06, 2009, 08:13:29 pm »
A blonde wanted to sell  her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.

"235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem.  But the blonde's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the blond's friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles.  The blonde told her, "Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!"
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2360 on: June 06, 2009, 08:16:03 pm »
There was this bartender &  he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting ''44 days! 44 days!'' One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of Cookie Monster in a frame. The bartender leaned towards the blonde holding the puzzle and asked, ''Why are you chanting 44 days?'' She set down the puzzle on the counter and said, ''A lot of people think us blondes are dumb, so to show them, we bought this puzzle and put it together. It said 1-3 months but we completed it in 44 days!'''






hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaha.........*tears from laughing* hahahahahahahahhahahahahhaa

save the +repping for the party ppl :P :D ahahhaa
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2361 on: June 06, 2009, 08:19:28 pm »
Q:Why did the blonde bring  a ladder to the party?

A: She heard the drinks where on the house.



:D:D:D:D......thats so "BLONDIE" ahhahahaa
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2362 on: June 06, 2009, 08:21:12 pm »
Quote from: sanity_master on June 06, 2009, 08:19:28 pm
Q:Why did the blonde bring  a ladder to the party?

A: She heard the drinks where on the house.



:D:D:D:D......thats so "BLONDIE" ahhahahaa
lmaooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!
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When they talk about me they say I be trippin
What they say about me doesn't make me mad 
I think they hatin cause they see me when I'm rollin
Man I can't help it that they really doin bad  =P

Big cars, Big wheels, Big chains, Big pimpin', Big money, Big Dreams ;-)

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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2363 on: June 06, 2009, 08:22:37 pm »
ROFL!!!
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2364 on: June 06, 2009, 08:23:22 pm »
A blind man walks into  a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."




POOR MAN!!! :D :D :D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2365 on: June 06, 2009, 08:30:16 pm »
Quote from: sanity_master on June 06, 2009, 08:23:22 pm
A blind man walks into  a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."




POOR MAN!!! :D :D :D

lmao  :P
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2366 on: June 06, 2009, 08:31:55 pm »
ÖK not a blonde joke..but u guys have covered them all...hahah
Anyway,
So theres a 1st grade class..and there teacher says "Hello children, I have had enough of this baby talk, today we are going to talk in Grown-Up language. Now Rosy, tell me what you did this weekend"

Rosy: Well I went to the park..and umm..umm I fell..and i got..umm a boo-boo
Teacher: Nooo, i told you i want proper language..what did u do this weekend Charlie??
Charlie: umm, I went to this place..and ummm i saw this..umm chu chu train.
Teacher: No no no, i beleive its Railway Train!!! Are you children even listening to me (making the children rather flustered and scared) What about you Derick???
Derick: ummm (very scared, eyes wide open) Well, last night.. I went to sleep..
Teacher: yessss
Derick: and ummm my daddy...he read a book to me..
Teacher: okayyy, and what book was this..
Derick: Well..umm (pause) ummm Winnie the..Sh*t???
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2367 on: June 06, 2009, 08:46:35 pm »
u guys havent replied in so longggggggggg!!!! Was it really that bad?? :((((((
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2368 on: June 06, 2009, 08:47:25 pm »
No its because we are all partying =D
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Re: JOKES AND Riddles!!
« Reply #2369 on: June 06, 2009, 08:49:09 pm »
HAHA YAH!! becuz we r in the partyyyy thread!!lol!!
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