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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20490 on: June 21, 2010, 07:14:08 pm »
Quote from: DrEvil on June 21, 2010, 07:13:05 pm
Day dreamer  (92.98.234.139)     23:11:41     Sending a message.

Who's the lucky one?  ;) ;D

hahha some one very special ::)
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20491 on: June 21, 2010, 07:14:27 pm »
once a sardar visited his chinese frnd in hospital. chinese said chang chang chu and died. sardar went to china to know wat did he said. n came to knw dat chang chang chun means: UR STANDNG ON MY OXYGEN PIPE! LOL
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20492 on: June 21, 2010, 07:14:59 pm »
Quote from: annie_angel on June 21, 2010, 07:13:27 pm
a person wid 2 professions....DR.CHEF  :P

LOL... good one.
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20493 on: June 21, 2010, 07:15:37 pm »
Quote from: Day dreamer on June 21, 2010, 07:13:36 pm
once a pathan went to pizza hut
he orederd a pizza
after some time the wiator came and left the pizza on his table
the pathan waited for 15 min
then shouted
"oye naan tou de gaya hai salan kya tera baap laa ke day ga??"

HAHAHA... typical pathan.  :D
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20494 on: June 21, 2010, 07:15:59 pm »
Quote from: XaM!! on June 21, 2010, 07:14:27 pm
once a sardar visited his chinese frnd in hospital. chinese said chang chang chu and died. sardar went to china to know wat did he said. n came to knw dat chang chang chun means: UR STANDNG ON MY OXYGEN PIPE! LOL
I BURSTED out laughing!!!LOL
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20495 on: June 21, 2010, 07:16:36 pm »
Quote from: XaM!! on June 21, 2010, 07:14:27 pm
once a sardar visited his chinese frnd in hospital. chinese said chang chang chu and died. sardar went to china to know wat did he said. n came to knw dat chang chang chun means: UR STANDNG ON MY OXYGEN PIPE! LOL

HAHAHA...  :D :D :D
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20496 on: June 21, 2010, 07:17:15 pm »
Quote from: Day dreamer on June 21, 2010, 07:14:08 pm
hahha some one very special ::)

You mind telling us too.  ;D ;D
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20497 on: June 21, 2010, 07:17:54 pm »
i love this joke
although drevil might only understand it

if windows were n punjabi

Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti to,
Send=sutto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20498 on: June 21, 2010, 07:19:40 pm »
Famous lines by a chinese that made me cry... read them carefully they r so emotional.

Sploig chuin pun pun chingo cha...

how touchy na... i nearly cried... lmao
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20499 on: June 21, 2010, 07:20:06 pm »
Quote from: Day dreamer on June 21, 2010, 07:17:54 pm
i love this joke
although drevil might only understand it

if windows were n punjabi

Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti to,
Send=sutto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao

HAHAHAHA... I bet you received that in a SMS.  :D :D
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20500 on: June 21, 2010, 07:20:37 pm »
hahhaa that was right i did
check this one out

Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
allah agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20501 on: June 21, 2010, 07:20:57 pm »
ok..
a pathaani kid waz setting up chairs for his mother's brother...he set up two chairs
his dad asked:y did u set up 2 chairs?
da kid said:my uncle[refering to mom's brother;mamoo] is cuming and my mother's brother[ammi kay bhai] is cuming
thn da dad said:put one more chair thn, my brother in law is also cuming
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20502 on: June 21, 2010, 07:21:57 pm »
Quote from: Day dreamer on June 21, 2010, 07:20:37 pm
hahhaa that was right i did
check this one out

Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
allah agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... This suits me.  :D :D :D
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20503 on: June 21, 2010, 07:22:46 pm »
Quote from: annie_angel on June 21, 2010, 07:20:57 pm
ok..
a pathaani kid waz setting up chairs for his mother's brother...he set up two chairs
his dad asked:y did u set up 2 chairs?
da kid said:my uncle[refering to mom's brother;mamoo] is cuming and my mother's brother[ammi kay bhai] is cuming
thn da dad said:put one more chair thn, my brother in law is also cuming
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

HAHAHAHAHA...  :D :D
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20504 on: June 21, 2010, 07:23:26 pm »
Quote from: DrEvil on June 21, 2010, 07:21:57 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... This suits me.  :D :D :D

so u out of ur depression??

because i have got many more
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