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Offline Kim

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20475 on: June 21, 2010, 07:02:58 pm »
hahaha glad u liked it
did it make ya smile???
By the way that is like my mission today to make u smile
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20476 on: June 21, 2010, 07:03:47 pm »
hey my turn:
ik admi ik pagal khaane gaya, wahan sab naach rahe the but ik pagal khamosh betha tha. admi ne us se pocha sb nach rahe hain tum kui khamosh bethe hun. pagal bola me DULHAN hun... LMFAO!
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20477 on: June 21, 2010, 07:04:52 pm »
Quote from: XaM!! on June 21, 2010, 07:03:47 pm
hey my turn:
ik admi ik pagal khaane gaya, wahan sab naach rahe the but ik pagal khamosh betha tha. admi ne us se pocha sb nach rahe hain tum kui khamosh bethe hun. pagal bola me DULHAN hun... LMFAO!

hahahahha that made me laugh out loud
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20478 on: June 21, 2010, 07:05:06 pm »
Quote from: Day dreamer on June 21, 2010, 07:02:58 pm
hahaha glad u liked it
did it make ya smile???
By the way that is like my mission today to make u smile

Yes, I smiled a bit.

Read this:

Bhikari: sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab: tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari: abe teray eek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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re: pakistanis hea!!
« Reply #20479 on: June 21, 2010, 07:05:22 pm »
Lolz...
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20480 on: June 21, 2010, 07:06:01 pm »
Quote from: XaM!! on June 21, 2010, 07:03:47 pm
hey my turn:
ik admi ik pagal khaane gaya, wahan sab naach rahe the but ik pagal khamosh betha tha. admi ne us se pocha sb nach rahe hain tum kui khamosh bethe hun. pagal bola me DULHAN hun... LMFAO!

LOL...
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20481 on: June 21, 2010, 07:06:16 pm »
hahha good one
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20482 on: June 21, 2010, 07:07:00 pm »
Another one:

Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta?
Student: LADIES TOILET!  ;D ;D
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20483 on: June 21, 2010, 07:08:17 pm »
A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her.

The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed. The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.

That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn’t sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.


Moral of the story:

If you don’t give your hundred percent in a relationship, you’ll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent..

This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully.
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20484 on: June 21, 2010, 07:09:41 pm »
Quote from: DrEvil on June 21, 2010, 07:07:00 pm
Another one:

Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta?
Student: LADIES TOILET!  ;D ;D

lol dude good one

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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20485 on: June 21, 2010, 07:10:22 pm »
Quote from: DrEvil on June 21, 2010, 07:08:17 pm
A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her.

The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed. The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.

That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn’t sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.


Moral of the story:

If you don’t give your hundred percent in a relationship, you’ll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent..

This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully.

that was nice
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20486 on: June 21, 2010, 07:11:36 pm »
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20487 on: June 21, 2010, 07:13:05 pm »
Day dreamer  (92.98.234.139)     23:11:41     Sending a message.

Who's the lucky one?  ;) ;D
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20488 on: June 21, 2010, 07:13:27 pm »
Quote from: Day dreamer on June 21, 2010, 07:10:22 pm
that was nice
plz reply to my msg............
and i hav a jk too.its not tht funny tho [cuz i made it]
a person wid 2 professions....DR.CHEF  :P
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Re: Pakistanis Hea!!
« Reply #20489 on: June 21, 2010, 07:13:36 pm »
once a pathan went to pizza hut
he orederd a pizza
after some time the wiator came and left the pizza on his table
the pathan waited for 15 min
then shouted
"oye naan tou de gaya hai salan kya tera baap laa ke day ga??"
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