Times up, it was the day he got his IGCSE results, he didnt know whether to be worried, or to be happy...
He opened the marks sheet. OH NOOO!! HE HAD FAILED EVERYTHING!!! He went home, and cut off his feet and hung himself from the fan, and asked his friend to turn it on. Blood from his ankle stumps flew everywhere and stained the furniture. His mom came home, and when she saw her dead son, she screamed, "OH NOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FURNITURE!!!??" She called the cleaners, and when they entered, they noticed her son, Bob hanging on the fan. "uhhh mam, u have a body hanging from the fan...?, go call the police !!," and with a swift of light she had. 20 mins later they arrived, and she explained what happened. "hmmm" said the police man, " theres no way he could of done this alone, theres another suspect involved."But my furniture!!" muttered the mother, and quickly faints.