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Offline astarmathsandphysics

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Take your life back to the shop
« on: September 23, 2009, 05:15:01 pm »
In the UK, people are talking about assisted suicide, being able to die when they want etc

It is a pretty trivial thing that because their life is something they cant take back to the shop and change for a new one, they want to end it.

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Re: Take your life back to the shop
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2009, 06:50:46 pm »
Cowards i call them....

zara

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Re: Take your life back to the shop
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2009, 07:11:52 pm »
yep indeed coward...
cant face the reality they live in!

i oppose it ofcourse!

a person must accept the reality n stay firm whatever may be the consequences, killing oneself is just so not the solution!
it only shows how weak n feable they are from inside.

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Re: Take your life back to the shop
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2009, 08:20:23 pm »
*25 yr old sitting infront if his computer screen in a 50 floor building in London*

HIM: ooh i hate this job! why did i have to fail my sciences and pass the IG business exam? why? WHY?!!?

*he throws his cuppa at the screen*

BOSS: u waste of oxygen .. why did u do this?!?!

HIM: cause i hate u!!

BOSS: get out!!

HIM: make me!

BOSS: ur fired .. get out !!!!

HIM: F*** YOU !!!!!!!  >:(

*instead of throwing himself from the 50th floor he hails a cab*

HIM: oxford street plz .. the life shop

TAXI: the world is mad .. its the 3rd one this morning

*hes infront of the shop*

HIM: heyy .. ive had enough of this life .. i wanna die

RECEPTIONIST: oh thats nice .. how would u like to do that?

HIM: i dunno .. do u have a catalouge?

RESEPTIONIST: a salesman will be with u in a minute .. he's shooting the previous customer

*a man with a bloodstained shirt enters*

SALESMAN: helo sir, would u like to end ur life today?

HIM: yes

SALESMAN: i would reccomend the shark pool

HIM: sound intresting .. when can i do it?

SALESMAN: this way plz

*a pool with 5 sharks is seen*

SALESMAN: jump in!

HIM: I LOVE YAAAAAAAA

SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BLOOOOOD

THE END ... :P

zara

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Re: Take your life back to the shop
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2009, 08:23:06 pm »
LMAO!
did u just made it up?!

Q80BOY

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Re: Take your life back to the shop
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2009, 08:26:04 pm »
LMAO!
did u just made it up?!


yaa  :P

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Re: Take your life back to the shop
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2009, 08:26:43 pm »
The work case is where a 23 year old ex rugby player -23 years old - was flown to switzerland by his parents so he could commit suicide there in front of them. His parents were not prosecuted.

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Re: Take your life back to the shop
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2009, 08:30:16 pm »
(Y) @ Q80boy! nice!

:o like just nt to get prosecuted they flew him out?!
whoa!
they themselves helped him to die?!
wonder wht on earth made them do so?

Q80BOY

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Re: Take your life back to the shop
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2009, 08:33:02 pm »
The work case is where a 23 year old ex rugby player -23 years old - was flown to switzerland by his parents so he could commit suicide there in front of them. His parents were not prosecuted.

mm nice ..

MUM: son .. ur flight is in two hours .. dont bring a knife we have one

SON: *sobbing* id rather die here

MUM: but i wanna hug u before u die

SON: okayyy

MUM: see ya

*in the mum's home in the swiss alps*

MUM: honeyyyy .. long time .. gr8 seeing u before u die

SON: Thanks mum .. can i go now

MUM: ok son .. but becareful .. do it outside .. i just bought new wood panelling for the house

SON: okz

*outside the house*

SON: F*** LIFE !!

*he stabs himself .. blood droplets reach the front porch*

MUM: darn kid!! now i'll have to clean up!!

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Re: Take your life back to the shop
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2009, 08:33:19 pm »
This is the  way the law is in the uk now - the country where nine year old boys can turn into nine year old girls

zara

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Re: Take your life back to the shop
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2009, 08:36:57 pm »
lol buh q80boy in the story the parents flew him away from the entire place...nt just outside the house...

By the way nice stories u make! (Y)


n omg...UKs gettin too much...baalll...
wonder whr itll endup one day?!

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Re: Take your life back to the shop
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2009, 08:37:53 pm »
Not exactly the same but for a 23 year old man to set a value on his life at less than noting cos he cant walk is really bad.

Q80BOY

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Re: Take your life back to the shop
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2009, 08:39:13 pm »
lol buh q80boy in the story the parents flew him away from the entire place...nt just outside the house...

By the way nice stories u make! (Y)


noo .. he was flown TO swiss .. to commit sucide INFRONT of them .. CRAZY i know :P

and Thanks  :D

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Re: Take your life back to the shop
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2009, 08:40:43 pm »
I think I will enjoy my day in court with the law an A** like it is. Wearing a pink dress, waving a wand at the judge, saying "disappear" before he sentences me to 30 minutes for contempt of court.

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Re: Take your life back to the shop
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2009, 08:41:36 pm »
o ya...lol...didnt payed attenion to it...lol

@astar
mercy killin?
i oppose tht also