Take your life back to the shop

[astarmathsandphysics]

In the UK, people are talking about assisted suicide, being able to die when they want etc

It is a pretty trivial thing that because their life is something they cant take back to the shop and change for a new one, they want to end it.

[nid404]

Cowards i call them....

[zara]

yep indeed coward...
cant face the reality they live in!

i oppose it ofcourse!

a person must accept the reality n stay firm whatever may be the consequences, killing oneself is just so not the solution!
it only shows how weak n feable they are from inside.

[Q80BOY]

*25 yr old sitting infront if his computer screen in a 50 floor building in London*

HIM: ooh i hate this job! why did i have to fail my sciences and pass the IG business exam? why? WHY?!!?

*he throws his cuppa at the screen*

BOSS: u waste of oxygen .. why did u do this?!?!

HIM: cause i hate u!!

BOSS: get out!!

HIM: make me!

BOSS: ur fired .. get out !!!!

HIM: F*** YOU !!!!!!! 

*instead of throwing himself from the 50th floor he hails a cab*

HIM: oxford street plz .. the life shop

TAXI: the world is mad .. its the 3rd one this morning

*hes infront of the shop*

HIM: heyy .. ive had enough of this life .. i wanna die

RECEPTIONIST: oh thats nice .. how would u like to do that?

HIM: i dunno .. do u have a catalouge?

RESEPTIONIST: a salesman will be with u in a minute .. he's shooting the previous customer

*a man with a bloodstained shirt enters*

SALESMAN: helo sir, would u like to end ur life today?

HIM: yes

SALESMAN: i would reccomend the shark pool

HIM: sound intresting .. when can i do it?

SALESMAN: this way plz

*a pool with 5 sharks is seen*

SALESMAN: jump in!

HIM: I LOVE YAAAAAAAA

SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BLOOOOOD

THE END ...

[zara]

LMAO!
did u just made it up?!

[Q80BOY]

LMAO!
did u just made it up?!

yaa 

[astarmathsandphysics]

The work case is where a 23 year old ex rugby player -23 years old - was flown to switzerland by his parents so he could commit suicide there in front of them. His parents were not prosecuted.

[zara]

(Y) @ Q80boy! nice!

n  like just nt to get prosecuted they flew him out?!
whoa!
they themselves helped him to die?!
wonder wht on earth made them do so?

[Q80BOY]

The work case is where a 23 year old ex rugby player -23 years old - was flown to switzerland by his parents so he could commit suicide there in front of them. His parents were not prosecuted.

mm nice ..

MUM: son .. ur flight is in two hours .. dont bring a knife we have one

SON: *sobbing* id rather die here

MUM: but i wanna hug u before u die

SON: okayyy

MUM: see ya

*in the mum's home in the swiss alps*

MUM: honeyyyy .. long time .. gr8 seeing u before u die

SON: Thanks mum .. can i go now

MUM: ok son .. but becareful .. do it outside .. i just bought new wood panelling for the house

SON: okz

*outside the house*

SON: F*** LIFE !!

*he stabs himself .. blood droplets reach the front porch*

MUM: darn kid!! now i'll have to clean up!!

[astarmathsandphysics]

This is the  way the law is in the uk now - the country where nine year old boys can turn into nine year old girls

[zara]

lol buh q80boy in the story the parents flew him away from the entire place...nt just outside the house...

By the way nice stories u make! (Y)


n omg...UKs gettin too much...baalll...
wonder whr itll endup one day?!

[astarmathsandphysics]

Not exactly the same but for a 23 year old man to set a value on his life at less than noting cos he cant walk is really bad.

[Q80BOY]

lol buh q80boy in the story the parents flew him away from the entire place...nt just outside the house...

By the way nice stories u make! (Y)

noo .. he was flown TO swiss .. to commit sucide INFRONT of them .. CRAZY i know

and Thanks 

[astarmathsandphysics]

I think I will enjoy my day in court with the law an A** like it is. Wearing a pink dress, waving a wand at the judge, saying "disappear" before he sentences me to 30 minutes for contempt of court.

[zara]

o ya...lol...didnt payed attenion to it...lol

@astar
mercy killin?
i oppose tht also