*25 yr old sitting infront if his computer screen in a 50 floor building in London*
HIM: ooh i hate this job! why did i have to fail my sciences and pass the IG business exam? why? WHY?!!?
*he throws his cuppa at the screen*
BOSS: u waste of oxygen .. why did u do this?!?!
HIM: cause i hate u!!
BOSS: get out!!
HIM: make me!
BOSS: ur fired .. get out !!!!
HIM: F*** YOU !!!!!!!
*instead of throwing himself from the 50th floor he hails a cab*
HIM: oxford street plz .. the life shop
TAXI: the world is mad .. its the 3rd one this morning
*hes infront of the shop*
HIM: heyy .. ive had enough of this life .. i wanna die
RECEPTIONIST: oh thats nice .. how would u like to do that?
HIM: i dunno .. do u have a catalouge?
RESEPTIONIST: a salesman will be with u in a minute .. he's shooting the previous customer
*a man with a bloodstained shirt enters*
SALESMAN: helo sir, would u like to end ur life today?
HIM: yes
SALESMAN: i would reccomend the shark pool
HIM: sound intresting .. when can i do it?
SALESMAN: this way plz
*a pool with 5 sharks is seen*
SALESMAN: jump in!
HIM: I LOVE YAAAAAAAA
SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBLOOOOODTHE END ...