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Title: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: diald4doomsday on March 24, 2011, 05:05:10 pm

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Hi ppl,
I'm a 16 yr old boy from India,
I'm taking ap macro and micro economics,
edexcel math, chem, phy (in 1 month)
sat, sat 2, toefl ibt
I hold multiple world records in comp. engg. and am the youngest holder of multi- vendor certificates :-)
I also worked in military intel and did interns in a soft. company+ applied for a couple of patents in embedded systems
I was a u14 state gymnast and was in soccer team, MY hobbies are wa(/o)ndering, watching movies, sports, video games, parkour, martial arts+wrestling, studying and a lot more; I'm straight so that means I love gals...

I'm aiming for Comp. engg. at mit, harvard and stanford in US, or Business @ NUS and SMU in sg
not yet decided wether i should choose uk

I'd gladly like to make new friends and gf's here and make some cool nerdy study buddies over here

MTFBWU
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: SauD~ on March 24, 2011, 05:14:58 pm
 Hey There :D
Welcome to SF
I am 16 as well :)

OMG!! Thats Amazing :D if true :P
i have nothing else to say :)
No one is Gay here :D :P

Drop in the chit-chat side to make friends ::)

and Congrats india won! :)
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: Deadly_king on March 24, 2011, 05:24:20 pm
Welcome to SF

Hope you enjoy it here.

Please do read the rules and regulations.
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Post by: Amii on March 24, 2011, 06:28:02 pm
Welcome to SF   ;D
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Post by: $tyli$h Executive on March 24, 2011, 06:38:01 pm
Hi and Welcome to SF!

A glorious introduction! Keep it up! :)
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Post by: Crooked on March 24, 2011, 11:38:03 pm
Welcome to SF. Enjoy yer stay. Don't be a meanie. Otherwise, we gonna squeeze the lil' life out of yuh. ::)

Just sayin' :P
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Post by: The Golden Girl =D on March 25, 2011, 08:22:03 am
Welcome to SF :D

Enjoy ;)
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: elemis on March 25, 2011, 09:21:39 am
I also worked in military intel and did interns in a soft. company+ applied for a couple of patents in embedded systems

You are so full of crap.

To enlist in the Indian Army you must be of minimum 17 years of age. Additionally, you have to have a high school education certificate.

Since you are 16, havent even done your frigging A Levels yet, I doubt you qualify for any post in the Army.

I strongly suggest you stop bullshitting people because none of us are idiots.

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Post by: $tyli$h Executive on March 25, 2011, 09:40:45 am
You are so full of crap.

To enlist in the Indian Army you must be of minimum 17 years of age. Additionally, you have to have a high school education certificate.

Since you are 16, havent even done your frigging A Levels yet, I doubt you qualify for any post in the Army.

I strongly suggest you stop bullshitting people because none of us are idiots.

Epic!! :D :D
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: elemis on March 25, 2011, 10:09:18 am
Epic!! :D :D

Lol @ this guy. He cant lie to save his skin... its so obvious he's trolling.

Real douche.
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: Arthur Bon Zavi on March 25, 2011, 12:34:10 pm
I doubt if he will ever log in again. ::)
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Post by: Nobody on March 25, 2011, 03:26:22 pm
hahaha! ari! great!!
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: diald4doomsday on March 25, 2011, 04:21:25 pm
You are so full of crap.

To enlist in the Indian Army you must be of minimum 17 years of age. Additionally, you have to have a high school education certificate.

Since you are 16, havent even done your frigging A Levels yet, I doubt you qualify for any post in the Army.

I strongly suggest you stop bullshitting people because none of us are idiots.


???

I kno the intro may be a bit excezz but this is the default intro I mechanically paste in every new forum  :)
Srry If u found somthing offensive

Luks like u assumed & concluded a lot
I never mentioned indian army, I said military intel
I have a HSC from NIOU, I take A-levels cos NIOU is not recognized prestigiously in US or UK
I was held up a yr in KG'ten, cos I was a good listener (which means I had speech troubles) and had another 1/2 gap year due 2 shifting & 1/2 yr. due to a parkour injury  
but My iq is a genius 211 (stnford-binet) which means I skipped 3rd & 11th grade nd am condensing 12th grade to a month(homeskooled)
I'ma comptia +, n+ nd the youngest vcp and itil, ;I know some prog. langs nd am learning php too :-) and a lot more (cert. course in intl. cyber law+ autodesk anim + course in elctrnic. a.i. + more)

So, I guess I do qualify for 'some humble post' in virtualization/networking/security/technician in an mil. intel. org. especially cos I volunteered 4 an official cert., work xp & recommendation leter; othrwise If u want a vcp to work....u gotta a pay him around $120,000 min-mum

Hope dat clears things up.... :)

Im not bullsittin, trollin or demeaning ur iq;
U could be jealous but IDgaD
If I appeared 2oo self-centered,
The truth is, I feel so lonely, mate,  
I need friends, mate........... :'(


Hav a gud day !  :D


Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: SauD~ on March 25, 2011, 04:37:56 pm
???

I kno the intro may be a bit excezz but this is the default intro I mechanically paste in every new forum  :)
Srry If u found somthing offensive

Luks like u assumed & concluded a lot
I never mentioned indian army, I said military intel
I have a HSC from NIOU, I take A-levels cos NIOU is not recognized prestigiously in US or UK
I was held up a yr in KG'ten, cos I was a good listener (which means I had speech troubles) and had another 1/2 gap year due 2 shifting & 1/2 yr. due to a parkour injury  
but My iq is a genius 211 (stnford-binet) which means I skipped 3rd & 11th grade nd am condensing 12th grade to a month(homeskooled)
I'ma comptia +, n+ nd the youngest vcp and itil, ;I know some prog. langs nd am learning php too :-) and a lot more (cert. course in intl. cyber law+ autodesk anim + course in elctrnic. a.i. + more)

So, I guess I do qualify for 'some humble post' in virtualization/networking/security/technician in an mil. intel. org. especially cos I volunteered 4 an official cert., work xp & recommendation leter; othrwise If u want a vcp to work....u gotta a pay him around $120,000 min-mum

Hope dat clears things up.... :)

Im not bullsittin, trollin or demeaning ur iq;
U could be jealous but IDgaD
If I appeared 2oo self-centered,
The truth is, I feel so lonely, mate,  
I need friends, mate........... :'(


Hav a gud day !  :D



Solve these if you have good IQ ::)
I am pretty sure, net will help you a lot. I don't know how to stop you from finding answers from net but still answer them.
Here:
1. There are 5 apples and you take away three. HOw many do you have?

2. You are a pilot. You kidnap 35 kids and do something like Michael Jackson. Who is the pilot?

3. There was a plane crash on the border of california and nevada. where do you bury the survivors?

4. There is a one story red house. Everything inside is red. the walls, the floor, the tables, etc. What color are the stairs?
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: diald4doomsday on March 25, 2011, 04:44:28 pm
Solve these if you have good IQ ::)
I am pretty sure, net will help you a lot. I don't know how to stop you from finding answers from net but still answer them.
Here:
1. There are 5 apples and you take away three. HOw many do you have?

2. You are a pilot. You kidnap 35 kids and do something like Michael Jackson. Who is the pilot?

3. There was a plane crash on the border of california and nevada. where do you bury the survivors?

4. There is a one story red house. Everything inside is red. the walls, the floor, the tables, etc. What color are the stairs?

I've seen this yrs ago already

So no point buddy.... 8)
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: SauD~ on March 25, 2011, 04:45:42 pm
I've seen this yrs ago already

So no point buddy.... 8)
Still answer them ::)
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: $tyli$h Executive on March 25, 2011, 04:54:29 pm
???

I kno the intro may be a bit excezz but this is the default intro I mechanically paste in every new forum  :)
Srry If u found somthing offensive

Luks like u assumed & concluded a lot
I never mentioned indian army, I said military intel
I have a HSC from NIOU, I take A-levels cos NIOU is not recognized prestigiously in US or UK
I was held up a yr in KG'ten, cos I was a good listener (which means I had speech troubles) and had another 1/2 gap year due 2 shifting & 1/2 yr. due to a parkour injury  
but My iq is a genius 211 (stnford-binet) which means I skipped 3rd & 11th grade nd am condensing 12th grade to a month(homeskooled)
I'ma comptia +, n+ nd the youngest vcp and itil, ;I know some prog. langs nd am learning php too :-) and a lot more (cert. course in intl. cyber law+ autodesk anim + course in elctrnic. a.i. + more)

So, I guess I do qualify for 'some humble post' in virtualization/networking/security/technician in an mil. intel. org. especially cos I volunteered 4 an official cert., work xp & recommendation leter; othrwise If u want a vcp to work....u gotta a pay him around $120,000 min-mum

Hope dat clears things up.... :)

Im not bullsittin, trollin or demeaning ur iq;
U could be jealous but IDgaD
If I appeared 2oo self-centered,
The truth is, I feel so lonely, mate,  
I need friends, mate........... :'(


Hav a gud day !  :D




Don't get me wrong. I welcome you as my friend. I'm sure everyone here will too. And I don't intend to mock you in any way. However, I have some... well..

1. You took around an hour to write this post. I know because last time I saw you online was on <10 (local time). You took so long that you became inactive. And here is your post now.

2. I had serious doubts whether the military intelligence accepts any officer for anything less than a bachelors degree. Did a little googling. Here's what came up in eHow: http://www.ehow.com/info_7766916_military-intelligence-officer-requirements.html (http://www.ehow.com/info_7766916_military-intelligence-officer-requirements.html)

In short: Not a walk in the park. ;)

3. I know many accomplished people in my real life. They do not generally like boasting about their success/achievement like you are.

4. Military intel is a sub-division of Indian army, I'm sure.

5. You skipped 11th grade? 11th Grade is SSC, right? So, you appeared for your HSC before your SSC? Last time I checked, having a high score in stanford-binet IQ test does not mean you have an equivalent (or even near equivalent) qualification as of SSC.

6. I have serious doubts that the Indian intelligence is compelled to pay $120,000/annum to a newbie intelligence officer/employee.

7. Writing in 'internet' english (Luks like u assumed & concluded a lot) is not the kind of professionalism I expected from a former volunteer at military intelligence.

Cheers!!!
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: diald4doomsday on March 25, 2011, 05:20:42 pm
Still answer them ::)

1. 3
2. Me
3. No one is dead, so no burrying
4. There are no stairs cause its one-story

Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: elemis on March 25, 2011, 06:04:49 pm
Quote from: diald4doomsday link=topic=11952.msg398375#msg398375 date=

Luks like u assumed & concluded a lot
I never mentioned indian army, I said military intel

Son, if you are an Indian National the only millitary you can join is the Indian Army.

Lastly, what were you 14 when you joined 'millitary intel' ?

Unless you're Agent Cody Banks please GTFO.
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Post by: elemis on March 25, 2011, 06:11:51 pm
@Stylish. Wonderful analysis. +rep
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Post by: Ukhti-R on March 25, 2011, 08:55:56 pm
Arrriii! You Ninkin-poop! :P

leave the poor kid aloneee! ::)


And braaaav- hope you find your soul mate. Se's prolly on the forum waiting for you to pop up :P
and yeah- by talking like that- you don't attract girls. ;]
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: Arthur Bon Zavi on March 26, 2011, 08:47:51 am
I assure, he was my great grandfather who built the TAJ MAHAL.
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Post by: Nobody on March 26, 2011, 10:00:03 am
rox, he's your kind of neighbor ;)
check it out! ;D
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Post by: Ukhti-R on March 26, 2011, 12:12:13 pm
rox, he's your kind of neighbor ;)
check it out! ;D

LOOOOOLLLLLL?? seriouslyyyy? i'll check once I'm on my laptop :P

actually PM the whereabouts please :P
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: diald4doomsday on March 26, 2011, 03:17:50 pm
Don't get me wrong. I welcome you as my friend. I'm sure everyone here will too. And I don't intend to mock you in any way. However, I have some... well..

1. You took around an hour to write this post. I know because last time I saw you online was on <10 (local time). You took so long that you became inactive. And here is your post now.

2. I had serious doubts whether the military intelligence accepts any officer for anything less than a bachelors degree. Did a little googling. Here's what came up in eHow: http://www.ehow.com/info_7766916_military-intelligence-officer-requirements.html (http://www.ehow.com/info_7766916_military-intelligence-officer-requirements.html)

In short: Not a walk in the park. ;)

3. I know many accomplished people in my real life. They do not generally like boasting about their success/achievement like you are.

4. Military intel is a sub-division of Indian army, I'm sure.

5. You skipped 11th grade? 11th Grade is SSC, right? So, you appeared for your HSC before your SSC? Last time I checked, having a high score in stanford-binet IQ test does not mean you have an equivalent (or even near equivalent) qualification as of SSC.

6. I have serious doubts that the Indian intelligence is compelled to pay $120,000/annum to a newbie intelligence officer/employee.

7. Writing in 'internet' english (Luks like u assumed & concluded a lot) is not the kind of professionalism I expected from a former volunteer at military intelligence.

Cheers!!!

1. I kept the tab open on chrome and was chatting, doing other stuff, [multi-tasking], I own a ps3 and an xbox live, own lot of ebooks, nd find more 'psychological joy' in chatting/playing games/learning than replying to skeptic/criticizing/condescending posts 4 an hour

2. There are other scenarios of getting accepted off the regular procedures (legally);

3. I list my qualifications & aspirations so I could find like minded guys, I don't consider myself accomplished and no boaster calls himself lonely. 

4. Some intel organizations are specialized institutions in direct control of the prez (& in collab w/ intl. intel) rather than army generals;so. no, they're not sub-divisions of Indian army

5. NIOS is one sitting exam that can be taken as a homeschooled candidate(which is equal to HS leaving certificate); Idk about HSC

6. They never did, I volunteered (I think I wrote that b4); Even otherwise, 'VCP newbies' are damn rare in the world and would choose MNCs and banks rather than military cause they pay much higher

7. lol. I don't have to behave like Agent Smith everytime & I don't represent my org. during off-duty hours anymore;

Gud-day !  :)
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: diald4doomsday on March 26, 2011, 03:26:59 pm
Son, if you are an Indian National the only millitary you can join is the Indian Army.

Lastly, what were you 14 when you joined 'millitary intel' ?

Unless you're Agent Cody Banks please GTFO.

U angry w/ me cos my userpic is anti-nazi ?
1) U think ||| 'son' <---wat r u, like 50 yrs old ?
2) S,
3) ?

Mozeltov !  :)
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Post by: diald4doomsday on March 26, 2011, 03:28:22 pm
LOOOOOLLLLLL?? seriouslyyyy? i'll check once I'm on my laptop :P

actually PM the whereabouts please :P

I don't understand

U ppl trying to hack me ?
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: elemis on March 26, 2011, 03:47:23 pm
U angry w/ me cos my userpic is anti-nazi ?
1) U think ||| 'son' <---wat r u, like 50 yrs old ?
2) S,
3) ?

Mozeltov !  :)

Anti-nazi ::) Take a hike.

You were 'S' years old when you joined this fictitious spy agency ?

You dont know Agent Cody banks ? He should be on your agency's roster ;)
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Post by: The Golden Girl =D on March 26, 2011, 04:24:12 pm
If you're your trying to brag or simply impress us ,Trust me you'll never be able to do that,lad ;)
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Post by: DrEvil on March 26, 2011, 04:26:15 pm
welcome to the forum and enjoy your stay here. :)
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Post by: $tyli$h Executive on March 26, 2011, 05:09:11 pm
1. I kept the tab open on chrome and was chatting, doing other stuff, [multi-tasking], I own a ps3 and an xbox live, own lot of ebooks, nd find more 'psychological joy' in chatting/playing games/learning than replying to skeptic/criticizing/condescending posts 4 an hour

2. There are other scenarios of getting accepted off the regular procedures (legally);

3. I list my qualifications & aspirations so I could find like minded guys, I don't consider myself accomplished and no boaster calls himself lonely. 

4. Some intel organizations are specialized institutions in direct control of the prez (& in collab w/ intl. intel) rather than army generals;so. no, they're not sub-divisions of Indian army

5. NIOS is one sitting exam that can be taken as a homeschooled candidate(which is equal to HS leaving certificate); Idk about HSC

6. They never did, I volunteered (I think I wrote that b4); Even otherwise, 'VCP newbies' are damn rare in the world and would choose MNCs and banks rather than military cause they pay much higher

7. lol. I don't have to behave like Agent Smith everytime & I don't represent my org. during off-duty hours anymore;

Gud-day !  :)

Hello Mr. Wannabe Agent Cody Banks!!! :D
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: Ukhti-R on March 26, 2011, 11:26:23 pm
heyyyy! You guys are meaaann! :(

he knows what he's talking about. Leave him alone! >:(


I'll be your friend diald4doomsday :)
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Post by: Alpha on March 27, 2011, 04:52:14 am
Welcome to the forum boy. :)

Do read the rules and regulations. Hope you enjoy your stay here.

Next time, try to avoid attracting a crowd. You might get crushed beneath it. ;)

Oh and, learn to enjoy the company of solitude. It will help you in life.
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Post by: Arthur Bon Zavi on March 27, 2011, 09:18:50 am
heyyyy! You guys are meaaann! :(

he knows what he's talking about. Leave him alone! >:(


I'll be your friend diald4doomsday :)

Is this his magic or an unintentional miracle ? :o
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: Ukhti-R on March 27, 2011, 09:41:53 am
Is this his magic or an unintentional miracle ? :o

LOOOOOL.

What's that supposed to meaaan? :o :P
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: Arthur Bon Zavi on March 27, 2011, 09:43:14 am
LOOOOOL.

What's that supposed to meaaan? :o :P

You have soft corner for him or what ? ::)
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: Ukhti-R on March 27, 2011, 08:44:52 pm
You have soft corner for him or what ? ::)

Is it not me to have a 'soft spot' for anyone? :P

haha. Nooo- but it's saaad, everyone's being meannn to himm :(


Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: elemis on March 28, 2011, 04:18:12 am
Is it not me to have a 'soft spot' for anyone? :P

haha. Nooo- but it's saaad, everyone's being meannn to himm :(

This is like Boom all over again...
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: Ukhti-R on March 28, 2011, 03:56:56 pm
This is like Boom all over again...

Braaaavv- Boom was different.

Yes, he was a liar, but he was LOUD and insane

this kid is 16. Can't do much harm.

I believe him though.

If you don't- then don't. Why does it matter ayways? -.-
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: elemis on March 28, 2011, 05:19:30 pm
Braaaavv- Boom was different.

Yes, he was a liar, but he was LOUD and insane

this kid is 16. Can't do much harm.

I believe him though.

If you don't- then don't. Why does it matter ayways? -.-

Never mind. You're right. It doesnt matter.
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Post by: Ukhti-R on March 28, 2011, 06:15:09 pm
Never mind. You're right. It doesnt matter.

No, It's not about being right or wrong.

But yeah- it doesn't matter.

So just let it go.

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Post by: Alpha on April 01, 2011, 03:54:13 pm
He went faster than he came. Poor crowd. :P
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Post by: diald4doomsday on April 01, 2011, 05:08:44 pm
He went faster than he came. Poor crowd. :P

I'm here
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: Amelia on April 01, 2011, 05:14:14 pm
I'm a tad bit late in welcoming you, diald4doomsday. 

Anyways, Enjoy and stay out of trouble.  :P

He went faster than he came. Poor crowd. :P

And now, you brought him back.  :P
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: Alpha on April 02, 2011, 06:06:58 am
I'm here

Why on silent mode?

Don't worry... The people here are not as cannibalistic as they give the impression they are.  ::)  ;)

Hey Amelia!  ;D  :P
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: Arthur Bon Zavi on April 02, 2011, 06:19:51 am
Why on silent mode?

Don't worry... The people here are not as cannibalistic as they give the impression they are.  ::)  ;)

Hey Amelia!  ;D  :P

Do you still really think that ? :P
Title: Re: Hello PPL |0_0|
Post by: Amelia on April 02, 2011, 03:39:46 pm
Hey Amelia!  ;D  :P

Hola!  ;D


Do you still really think that ? :P

Aye, we do.  :P