Thanks phone, for being strong everytime i dropped you
When someone says "I like your shirt" I look down to see what I'm wearing
Sorry, I Can't Talk To You Right Now. I Have Ninja Practise.
Going on a school field trip, and realizing the bus ride was the best part.
I hate that little triangular spot that the windshield wipers can't get to.
Holding a Laugh in Class and it SUDDENLY bursts out..!!!
Dad: Aw that new Miley Cyrus song is awesome! Kid: Dad, that's Justin Bieber.
omg.... this actually made me rofl ^^^^