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Offline Arthur Bon Zavi

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1065 on: November 01, 2010, 01:18:30 pm »
After Death santa goes 2 heaven,
God:Bol kya chaiye?
Santa:Muje sonni kuddi dila do
God: Dila dunga,
Agr tu Muslim hai to KATRINA KAIF,
Agar Baniya hai to YANA GUPTA,
Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR
Bol tera naam kya hai.??"
Santa:"Mohammad Santa Singh Agrawal"
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1066 on: November 01, 2010, 01:19:14 pm »
 Ek Sardar k ghar Mehmaan aaey hue the
Sardar: Thanda peoge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.
Sardar: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi
Sardar: Bottle me ya glass me.
Mehman: glass me
Sardar: simple glass me ya design wale.
Mehman: design wale.
Sardar: line wale ya flower wale.
Mehman: flower wale.
Sardar: chameli ke flower wale ya rose k flower wale.
Mehman: rose ke.
Sardar: sorry yaar, aisa glass to hamare paas nahi hai!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1067 on: November 01, 2010, 01:19:30 pm »
Quote from: Ancestor on November 01, 2010, 01:18:30 pm
After Death santa goes 2 heaven,
God:Bol kya chaiye?
Santa:Muje sonni kuddi dila do
God: Dila dunga,
Agr tu Muslim hai to KATRINA KAIF,
Agar Baniya hai to YANA GUPTA,
Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR
Bol tera naam kya hai.??"
Santa:"Mohammad Santa Singh Agrawal"
Great.
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1068 on: November 01, 2010, 01:20:00 pm »
Techr 2 Santa: Ur son is a fool. C his report.
Eng-6
Math-7
Sci-4
Sst-8
TOTAL-25
Santa:Total me to kamaal hi kar diya. Is subjct ki to tution b ni rkhi thi..!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1069 on: November 01, 2010, 01:20:57 pm »
Santa: Ye kaisa khana banaya hai tumne "bilkul gobar jaisa"?

Jeeto: Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez Taste kar rakhi hai!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1070 on: November 01, 2010, 01:23:01 pm »
Santa aur Jeeto ghumne gaye, raste me ek gadha ghaas khata mila,

Jeeto boli- O G Tumhara rishtadaar ghaas kha raha hain, Namaste karo.

Santa- Namaste sasur ji..
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1071 on: November 01, 2010, 04:26:11 pm »
Quote from: Ancestor on November 01, 2010, 01:18:30 pm
After Death santa goes 2 heaven,
God:Bol kya chaiye?
Santa:Muje sonni kuddi dila do
God: Dila dunga,
Agr tu Muslim hai to KATRINA KAIF,
Agar Baniya hai to YANA GUPTA,
Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR
Bol tera naam kya hai.??"
Santa:"Mohammad Santa Singh Agrawal"

Waow! ab use thino larkiya milengi.. hahaha..

Simply Hilarious.. all of them!! :D  :D
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1072 on: November 01, 2010, 05:25:24 pm »
toh phir
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1073 on: November 01, 2010, 08:53:01 pm »
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!” ;)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1074 on: November 02, 2010, 05:31:37 am »
Wow, that was nice  :)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1075 on: November 02, 2010, 11:46:23 am »
Master_Key, Amelia, SauD73 & Ancestor all your jokes. ;D ;D

Thank you guys!!  ;D ;D
Awesome work!  8)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1076 on: November 02, 2010, 12:14:33 pm »
AsLi AttiTude : ''Your intelligence is my common sense'' ;) :P xD :)
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1077 on: November 02, 2010, 12:15:42 pm »
Girl: Nice Mobile.Where Did U Buy It From?
Boy: I Won This In A Running Race ........
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.Girl: How Many People Participated?
Boy: MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME :P xD
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1078 on: November 02, 2010, 12:16:55 pm »
A Brilliant Student in Exam-Prbm
:Prove dat LHS=RHS,
(2x+9y)*10x/3y+6x=9x+6......
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LHS=RHS!
Hence Proved. ;) :P
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1079 on: November 02, 2010, 12:17:17 pm »
Teacher asked a student: lecture kesa hona chahiye?
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CHICHORA STUDENT: MINI SKIRT jesa!:P
...Zaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye or sub ka interest bhi bana rahe !! :P ;)
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