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Offline Arthur Bon Zavi

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #825 on: September 07, 2010, 02:17:58 pm »
Quote from: master_key on September 07, 2010, 02:03:58 pm
i will try to keep it alive, but no one reads here, thats bad!

*i read i read!!*
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #826 on: September 07, 2010, 02:21:09 pm »
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #827 on: September 07, 2010, 02:21:35 pm »
Quote from: master_key on September 03, 2010, 02:12:40 pm
Brilliant Sardar
Professor : which was the first silent film in hindi ?
Sardar : If d film was silent,Hw could u know tat it was Hindi?
Professor shocked
Sardar rocked !

Like for this +rep!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #828 on: September 07, 2010, 02:27:12 pm »
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #829 on: September 07, 2010, 09:21:07 pm »
i read but not the hindi ones obvsly -__-
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #830 on: September 07, 2010, 09:47:43 pm »
Quote from: master_key on September 06, 2010, 02:20:34 pm
xactly above, then mine, hindi ones?

hindi ones!!!!!
and then yours!
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #831 on: September 08, 2010, 01:28:57 pm »
Quote from: [Ash] on September 07, 2010, 09:47:43 pm
hindi ones!!!!!
and then yours!
that hindi ones were mine i think.
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #832 on: September 08, 2010, 01:29:28 pm »
Maths teacher:
If
you have 12
chocolates and you give

...5 to Priya,

3 to Sonia and

2 to Neha
then what will u get????
....


.....



......



......


Kid: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!! :PSee more
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #833 on: September 08, 2010, 01:31:01 pm »
A mouse was dancing
& enjoying in a Lion's Wedding. An Elephant
was surprised to see this and asked: Hey Buddy, Why are YOU
dancing & enjoying so much?
Mouse
...continued enjoying & dancing & replied
calmly: You may not be knowing, but before my marriage, even I
was a Lion.
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #834 on: September 08, 2010, 01:31:49 pm »
First Kid: Once
when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and
I fell down on the earth unconsciously.


...



Second Kid: Oh
my God! Did you survive that accident or you died.






First Kid: I
don’t remember exactly, I was only
3 yeas old at that
time.
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #835 on: September 08, 2010, 01:32:42 pm »
A Russian
ship was
sinking.


...


Captain:
Does
any one know how to pray?




An
Indian priest comes forward and says he can pray.




Captain:
Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket. We are short
of one.
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #836 on: September 08, 2010, 01:33:14 pm »
Husband:

Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3
movie tickets.

...Blonde
Wife:
Why three?

Annoyed
Husband:
For you and your parents. :P
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #837 on: September 08, 2010, 01:34:47 pm »
Girl 1: When
my
grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.

Girl 2: When
...
my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars.

Girl 3: That’s
nothing, When my grandfather died he left the whole world.See more

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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #838 on: September 08, 2010, 01:35:16 pm »
 Little boy:
Aunty, what is inside your stomach?



...
Pregnant Lady: It's a cute little baby.
Little Boy: If it is cute, why did u eat it? :P
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Re: Clean jokes thread!!!
« Reply #839 on: September 08, 2010, 01:36:08 pm »
Quote from: master_key on September 08, 2010, 01:31:49 pm
First Kid: Once
when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and
I fell down on the earth unconsciously.


...



Second Kid: Oh
my God! Did you survive that accident or you died.






First Kid: I
don’t remember exactly, I was only
3 yeas old at that
time.
ROFL

the jokes are amazing master key :D
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