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Heart Hacker:
 8) Keep it alive  8)

Master_Key:

--- Quote from: Heart Hacker on September 06, 2010, 10:12:48 pm --- 8) Keep it alive  8)

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i will try to keep it alive, but no one reads here, thats bad!

Master_Key:
POWER OF REAL FRIENDSHIP :
A boy was late 2 home. His father "kaha tha tu?"
Boy "Friend ke yaha tha"
Father called his 10 friends.
5 answered "yes, yahi par tha!"
...3 answered "abhi just nikla hai"
2 answered "yahi hai uncle, pad raha hai. phone du kya???"

Master_Key:
Ek baar santa ke car ke niche ek kuta tha santa ne use dekha aur usaka poonch pakda aur khechte hue bola bada aaya automobile engineer banne!

Master_Key:
Sardar Ji: The people next door must be poor.
Jeeto: Why do you say that?
Sardar Ji: Bcoz they made such a fuss when d baby swallowed a 10 paisa coin.

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