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Master_Key:
?? A Manager, his Assistant, one old woman and her young daughter are traveling in a train and during the course of time get themselves introduced to each other and become temporary friends. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes o...ut of the tunnel. The women and the Assistant are sitting there looking perplexed. The Manager is bending over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
The Old woman is thinking:
These Managers are all crazy after girls. He must have kissed my daughter in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
The Young girl is thinking:
The Manager must have tried to kiss me but kissed my mother instead and got slapped.
The Manager is thinking:
Damn it. My Assistant must have kissed the young girl. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.
The Assistant is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap my Manager again. He keeps harassing me in the Office.
Master_Key:
see this
http://socialkonnekt.com/amazingn.htm
Master_Key:
Funny Doctor & patient Discussion
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
...The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
Master_Key:
Dear Boss,
People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
...
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
Master_Key:
Kids and teachers hate me…
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!
...
But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.
Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.
Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’
Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.
Give me two reasons why I should go to school.
Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!
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