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DrEvil:
Missing
Farmer: Quite a storm we had last night.
Neighbor: Yep, it sure was.
Farmer: Did it damage your barn any?
Neighbor: I dunno. I haven't found it yet.
DrEvil:
Raise
Employee: I've worked here for over twenty years and have never asked for a raise.
Employer: That's why you've worked here for twenty years.
Wife influence
Employee: My wife says I should ask you for a raise.
Employer: I'll ask my wife if I can give you one.
The Golden Girl =D:
--- Quote from: DrEvil on August 20, 2010, 09:29:16 pm ---~ Before Marriage - - -
She: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
He: Do you want me to leave
She: HELL NO! Don't even think about it.
He: Do you love me?
She: Of course! Over and over!
He: Have you ever cheated on me?
She: HELL NO! Why are you even asking?
He: Will you kiss me?
She: Every chance I get!
He: Will you hit me?
She: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
He: Can I trust you?
She: Yes.
He: Darling!
~ After marriage - - - - - - - simply read from bottom to top !!
--- End quote ---
I have that in Arabic .......LOL ..keep up the gd work ;)
nid404:
Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
nid404:
Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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