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Master_Key:
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
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Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
Master_Key:
"santa is driving a jeep in a jungle!!!
Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
santa : Give right indicator and turn left."
Master_Key:
A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water.Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Salakhen! My God! I've killed the motorist...Lolz lolz..HAHAHAHA...
Master_Key:
Son: Papa I saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!Santa: O Stupid! You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi..lolz lolz...
Master_Key:
Examiner-ye kon si bird h iski tang dekh kr batao?Student-muje nhi pata.Examiner-tum fail ho gye ho. Wat's ur name? Student-le meri tang dekh k bata..:D..HAHAHA
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