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Dibss:

--- Quote from: master_key on August 17, 2010, 02:25:20 pm ---this poem ws nominatd by UN as d Best Poem of 2008 writn by an african kid..

wen i born ,i black.
...wen i grow up,i black.
wen i go in d sun, I black.
wen i cold,i black.
wen i scared,i black.
wen i sick,i black.
wen i die,i stil black
n u white felow;
wen u born, u pink.
wen u grow up,u white.
wen u out in sun,u red.
wen u cold,u blue.
wen u scared,u yelow.
wen u sick,u green.
wen u die,u gray
n u cal me colored?

--- End quote ---

Hahaha awww this is so... unique. I love it!
+Rep soon :)

Arthur Bon Zavi:
MR. BEAN (WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL)

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr.Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

Master_Key:

--- Quote from: theonlyone on August 19, 2010, 10:50:52 am ---MR. BEAN (WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL)

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr.Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

--- End quote ---
ye maine post kar diya tha? hahahaha

pretty late! :P

Master_Key:
Woman in a book store: do u hav book called ''Women-The perfect intelligence" ?

Sales boy: "The comic department is on the other side-!":)...

Master_Key:
Santa-"i saw u walking on a street u looked so perfect u'r face u'r eyes u'r hair I felt like singing a song"

Girlfriend-"oh how sweet which song"

santa- "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT."

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