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The Golden Girl =D:
lol D: D:
DrEvil:
--- Quote from: crooked on August 13, 2010, 12:49:56 am ---Father to son on 12th August :P : Let me see your Report Card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents. ::) :P
--- End quote ---
LOL... Nice. :D :D
DrEvil:
The Jigsaw Puzzle...
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then ..........." he sighs, "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
DrEvil:
Jokes
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received
his plate, he started eating right away.
"Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him.
"I don't have to," the little boy replied.
"Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house," Logan explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."
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The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.
"You need to make sure this dog runs around," the doctor said.
"Try playing a game of fetch with him."
"I can't play fetch with my dog," the blonde said. "Why not?" the doctor asked.
"Because," she replied, "He can't throw."
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A recent survey was conducted to discover why blondes get out of bed in the middle of the night:
- 5% said it was to get a glass of water.
- 12% said it was to go to the toilet.
- 83% said it was to go home.
Heart Hacker:
gosh.........nyssshh ;D
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