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Master_Key:
frn1-aaj kuch KHATARNAAK karne ki ichcha ho rahi he....

frn2-chal fir...thori si padhai kar lete he..!!!

Master_Key:
A Fool can ask more questionsthan a wise man can answer…!!So,
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There is no wonder that we are speechlessduring the viva in practicals..!!!

Master_Key:
Girl asks santa "Will you marry me?"

Santa says "No. In our family we only marry relatives - mom married dad, bhaiya married bhabi, taya married tayi...!!

Dibss:

--- Quote from: master_key on August 10, 2010, 02:00:20 pm ---Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:

Q: What is you father name?

Pathan: Plz Options?
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A. Dilawar

B. Changez

C. Feroz

D. Sultan

Pathan: Life line 50/50

A. Dilawar

C. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote.

75% Dilawar
25% Feroze

Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”

Kisko call karengy?

Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!

--- End quote ---

LOL XD

+Rep ;D

Crooked:
Father to son on 12th August :P : Let me see your Report Card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents. ::) :P

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