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DrEvil:
Talent...?
A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.
The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing.
The tribesman began to speak..."woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, Four door station wagon, traveling at 65 m.p.h."
"That's amazing" exclaimed the father.
"You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground"?
"No", said the old tribesman. "They just ran over me five minutes ago"!
DrEvil:
Must read this: :D :D :D :D
Fart Football...!!!
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
When the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Aha. I'm Ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
"Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got
And... accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides"
The Golden Girl =D:
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to hisCustomer,
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it toyou."
The barber puts a dollar in one hand and 25 cents in the other, thencalls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes 25cents and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid neverlearns!"
Later, when the Customer leaves, he sees the same young boy comingout of the ice cream store.
"Hey son, May I ask you a question? Why did youtake 25 cents instead of the dollar?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
Heart Hacker:
@evil big LOL
@gg........ ;D some ppl r over-smart :P
The Golden Girl =D:
hahaha :D :D
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