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Master_Key:
"MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr.

Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

Master_Key:
Boy-Nice Dress
Girl-Thanks.
B-Nice Lipstick G-Thanks.
B-MakeUp bhi Kafi achha kiya He
G-Thank u 'BHAIYA'
...B-KAMAAL HE! Fir b achhi nahi lag rahi ho

Master_Key:
Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:

Q: What is you father name?

Pathan: Plz Options?
...
A. Dilawar

B. Changez

C. Feroz

D. Sultan

Pathan: Life line 50/50

A. Dilawar

C. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote.

75% Dilawar
25% Feroze

Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”

Kisko call karengy?

Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!

Master_Key:
a joke which is only 4 who understands and does not speak on this.(*last line)

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
...Student: dulhan
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa
tumse kya chahte hai?
Student:
pota
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho......!!!!!!

Master_Key:
Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
...Son:Sorry Bhai Saab.

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