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nid404:
--- Quote from: Kheper on July 25, 2010, 06:33:01 pm ---Nid and Drevil took over?
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only during your absence...now it's all yours :D
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
--- Quote from: ~Ahana~ on July 25, 2010, 06:35:22 pm ---only during your absence...now it's all yours :D
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Nope. You two are doing pretty good job.. ::) It's all yours now.. ::)
nid404:
--- Quote from: Kheper on July 25, 2010, 06:38:37 pm ---Nope. You two are doing pretty good job.. ::) It's all yours now.. ::)
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It's yours. Period. ::)
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
--- Quote from: ~Ahana~ on July 25, 2010, 06:40:55 pm ---It's yours. Period. ::)
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Nvm. :P
DrEvil:
In a poor zoo of Pakistan, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day.
One day the lion thought it's prayers were answered when a US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to a US zoo.
The lion was pleased and started thinking of a central A/C environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card.
On it's first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely, for breakfast. It opened the bag quickly but was shocked to see that it contained only a few bananas.
Controlling its anger, the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from Pakistan. The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.
Now the lion was furious. It stopped the delivery boy and blasted him, "Don't you know, I am the lion...King of the Jungle....What' s wrong with your management? What nonsense is this ? Why are you delivering bananas to me?"
The delivery boy politely said, "Sir, I know you are the King of the Jungle but....do you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa !!!
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