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dodi23:
--- Quote from: SGVaibhav on June 23, 2010, 07:23:59 pm ---put them up slowly.
so each one is read properly
or i skip some jokes sometime because i see too many :P
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i want to but im too bored nd got nothing 2 do so im just posting ;D ;D
EDIT>>> did u like the q ;)
Saladin:
There was a chicken who had a farm!
Or was it the other way around?
Freaked12:
--- Quote from: dodi23 on June 23, 2010, 04:27:00 pm ---Why it’s nice to be a dog…
No one expects you to take a bath every day.
Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.
When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.
If it itches, you can reach it.
And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in
public.
You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you’re insensitive.
If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger’s lap
Having big feet is considered an asset.
If you gain weight, it’s someone else’s fault.
No one tells you to wipe your nose because it’s wet.
No matter where you live, you own the place.
Your mate never complains because you whine.
Puppy love can last.
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+rep dodi for all the jokes. You make my day
dodi23:
awwww nd i always will ;)
Heart Hacker:
dodi > ur quotes in ur signature .....ROFL
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