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Clean jokes thread!!!
elemis:
@lily nice one. LMAO !!! :D
Heart Hacker:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey...
Heart Hacker:
A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper.
He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is - so he does not tell them.
His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for supper?"
"You'll see", says his dad.
They start eating supper and his daughter keeps asking what they're eating.
"Ok," says her dad, "here's a hint, its what your mother sometimes calls me." "We're eating a***hole!!", she screams.
Heart Hacker:
Girl:What if a boy hugs me?
Mom:Say don't
Girl:What if he kisses me?
...
Mom:Say stop.
The next day when the girl goes to school her boyfriend hugs and kisses her so well so she says as her mother told her to do and she quickly said DON'T STOP!!!!!!!.......
DrEvil:
--- Quote from: h3art-hack3r on June 21, 2010, 12:25:25 pm ---Girl:What if a boy hugs me?
Mom:Say don't
Girl:What if he kisses me?
...
Mom:Say stop.
The next day when the girl goes to school her boyfriend hugs and kisses her so well so she says as her mother told her to do and she quickly said DON'T STOP!!!!!!!.......
--- End quote ---
LOL... :D
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