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--- Quote from: contraentry on June 13, 2010, 07:56:24 am ---Hey Ari, Remember not to discuss your fight until 24 hours have passed from the completion of your fight. :P :P
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:D Right to prick. Good one! :D
LOL, the way Ari and Kratos are fighting, we're gonna add that in the "clean jokes". :D
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Another one mates..... :P
Lick That
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were.
"My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Lick that!" said young Harry.
"Well, my dad did two tours of Vietnam and killed 19 men... so lick that!" Tommy said.
"That's nothing!" declared little Johnny. "My dad hasn't wiped his A** in 10 years... so lick that!"
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Little Red Wagon
This little boy got a little red wagon for his birthday. Everywhere he went he pulled his little red wagon. One day, as he was walking by the church, his wagon got stuck in the mud.
Little boy: "Damn fuckin wagon! *censored*!!! Getting stuck in the fuckin mud!!!!......"
As he was cursing the wagon up and down, the priest came out of the church
Priest: "Little boy you shouldnt say naughty words....God is all around you."
LIttle boy: " He is???? Is he over there??"
Priest " Yes he is"
Little boy: "Is he behind me??"
Priest: " Um-hmm"
Little boy " Is he in front of me ??"
Priest: "Yes"
Little boy :"Is he even in my little red wagon??"
Priest: "Of course"
Little boy: "Well tell him to get the *censored* out and push!!!!!"
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!:
Need a Lantern
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"
The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue."
The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern."
"Sure Pa, I know." the boy said. "And look what you got !!!"
elemis:
--- Quote from: contraentry on June 13, 2010, 07:56:24 am ---Hey Ari, Remember not to discuss your fight until 24 hours have passed from the completion of your fight. :P :P
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Very original. I liked it :P
+rep ;D
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