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Clifford:
This is the story of Santa and Banta, Both of them got bored of using mobiles........
Santa : Boss enough mobile use
Banta: Yes yaar they are taking money from us like anything.
Santa: How we can communicate without mobile yaar.
Banta : Yaar we will keep pigeons and through them we will send our messages.
We will tie our chits to their legs. So they kept pigeons and Santa singh first sent one pigeon to Banta singh.
The pigeon reached Banta's house but Banta was not able to find any messages tied.
Banta to Santa : What yaar pigeon reached in time but I was not able to find the message attached to it.
Santa Are Yaar That was a missed call I sent to you.
Romeesa-Chan:
--- Quote from: Clifford on December 03, 2011, 09:39:07 am ---This is the story of Santa and Banta, Both of them got bored of using mobiles........
Santa : Boss enough mobile use
Banta: Yes yaar they are taking money from us like anything.
Santa: How we can communicate without mobile yaar.
Banta : Yaar we will keep pigeons and through them we will send our messages.
We will tie our chits to their legs. So they kept pigeons and Santa singh first sent one pigeon to Banta singh.
The pigeon reached Banta's house but Banta was not able to find any messages tied.
Banta to Santa : What yaar pigeon reached in time but I was not able to find the message attached to it.
Santa Are Yaar That was a missed call I sent to you.
--- End quote ---
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ;D Good one. (Y)
Locke Lamora:
Euro English
The European Union Commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be Expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
NotAbod:
Hilarious!
+rep
--- Quote ---Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
--- End quote ---
haha ;D
Romeesa-Chan:
--- Quote from: Abod on December 21, 2011, 05:21:12 pm ---Hilarious!
+rep
haha ;D
--- End quote ---
Seconded. (Y) ;D
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