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Amelia:
^ Keep laughing, fellas!  ;)




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Amelia:
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decided to test it at dinner:
Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school. (robot slaps son)
Son: Okay I went to the movies!
... ... Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again)
Son: Okay, I was watching porn.
Dad: What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahahahaha After all he is your son (robot slaps mom)

Romeesa-Chan:

--- Quote from: Hamlet on November 01, 2011, 04:29:00 pm ---A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decided to test it at dinner:
Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school. (robot slaps son)
Son: Okay I went to the movies!
... ... Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again)
Son: Okay, I was watching porn.
Dad: What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahahahaha After all he is your son (robot slaps mom)

--- End quote ---
Nice one, gorgeous. ;D

Banana:

--- Quote from: Hamlet on November 01, 2011, 04:29:00 pm ---A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decided to test it at dinner:
Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school. (robot slaps son)
Son: Okay I went to the movies!
... ... Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again)
Son: Okay, I was watching porn.
Dad: What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahahahaha After all he is your son (robot slaps mom)

--- End quote ---

LOL creepy  :P ;)

NotAbod:
rofl, good one

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