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Alpha:

--- Quote from: minicooper on November 12, 2010, 01:19:30 pm ---That wasn't funny actually. Here's a better one.

A guy goes to the doctor for a third opinion, as no-one seems to know what the matter is with him. the doctor does tests on him and calls him back the next day.

"Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?"
"Uhm, the good news I guess," answers the patient.
"We're going to name it after you"

--- End quote ---

On the contrary, it's a very good one. :D

"We're going to name it after you" > Unknown, just-discovered disease.  ::)

SauD~:
heheh.... i thought he got a baby.... :-[ :-[

Alpha:

--- Quote from: SauD73 on November 15, 2010, 07:35:19 pm ---heheh.... i thought he got a baby.... :-[ :-[

--- End quote ---

 :D  :D  :D

Kya yaar. :P

SauD~:
kya   yaar...... ???

Master_Key:
 In Memry Of All Thoz Who Luv Their Teachrz!
A Guy Calls His Teachr Bt Gets The Teachr's Wife Instead
Speakng Sadly She Said He Died Last Week
The Nxt Day Boy Cals Again N Asks 4 Teachr
His Wife Replies "I Told U He Died Last Week"
Nxt Day Again The Boy Calls N Asks 4 The Teachr By Ths Tymewife Gets Upset
N Shouts "I'V ALREDY TOLD U THAT MY HUSBND UR TEACHR DIED LAST WEEK!
Y DO U KEEP CALLING? Boy Replies "I LOVE TO HEAR IT AGAIN AND AGAIN" ;-)

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