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Master_Key:
Before u judge a person,

walk a mile inhis shoes.

After that,......

After that who cares?

He is a mile away &

the shoes are urs!

RUN away!!:-D:)

Kim:
ooh long time since i posted here
anyways heres a joke i love
 once a rich man and a poor man are having a conversation
rich man-i have a successful son a house, cars, money,business. what do u have?
poor man-i only have a daughter who is going to marry your son!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

not that funny?i know ;D ;D
but its funny enough for me

Kim:
another one
this one was made by my best friend
so it belongs to her i make no claim to own it

once the only supporter of a family is having an operation
in which his chances of survival are very less
his family is all worried and waiting in the waiting room(where else would they wait ::))
anyways so the doctor comes out of the operation theater
the whole family rushes towards him
doctor-i have good news and bad news which one do u want to hear first?
family-good news
doctor-your son is alive and well he will recover in a few days
family-*breathes a sigh of relief* so whats the bad news?
doctor-i was only joking your son is dead ;D ;D ;D
hahahah insensitive i know but damn funny :D :D

Heart Hacker:
lol funny for the first 5 seconds  ;D

Kim:

--- Quote from: Heart Hacker on November 11, 2010, 08:26:06 pm ---lol funny for the first 5 seconds  ;D

--- End quote ---

should i take that as a compliment or an insult? ::) ::) ::)

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