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Master_Key:
A girl died and her soul was taken to Heaven. God was Shocked to see her heart still beatin....

Girl replied : " I might be dead but my Lover still Lives in my Heart. "

And Thus the Girl was sent to Hell for Over-Acting ! :P

Master_Key:
Life me chahe kitne b dukh mile gam mile apne ansu beh jane dena unhe rokna mat bcoz
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Ruke hue paani me hi Dengue wale macchar ande dete hain.

Master_Key:
?1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Master_Key:
next generation will say- Twinkle twinkle little cigar, i just went to ROYAL BAR whiskey rates are up so high so drink bear wid chicken fry.

Master_Key:
Hey stUdy this, its gona cum in d exam for sure:
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Ab thanx bol kar formality mat dikhao....
Anythin 4 u guys!

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