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iluvme:
Overheard at a retail store:
Dubai or not Dubai. ;D
Amelia:
Bedside Manners
Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.
"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?"
"What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself.
"I think you're bad luck."
Implements of Math Destruction
At New York's Kennedy airport today an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
The Attorney General believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed", the Attorney General said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy figures, with names like "x" and "y", and, although they are frequently referred to as "unknowns", we know they really belong to a common denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
"As the great Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are three sides to every triangle." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
Master_Key:
Funny* Actual Meanings...
- Take care bye ! : Shut up and get Lost !
- Hmm : So why r u tellin me al this..??
- Hey ! Wassup ? : I'm bored. Talk to me plz !
- Cool : I've heard enough of u, loser !
- Okay : Whatever ! Don't eat my brain now.
- hahaha : Trust me. I have absolutely nothing else to say ! :P
White Eagle:
jindagi ho to bipin jaisee
sab rag ke tara niche or khud gubare ki thara uppar
;D :D
Master_Key:
--- Quote from: White Eagle on November 04, 2010, 05:57:03 am ---jindagi ho to bipin jaisee
sab rag ke tara niche or khud gubare ki thara uppar
;D :D
--- End quote ---
hey how do u knoe this and its
"jindagi ho to bipin jaisee
sab rubber ke tara niche or khud gubare ki thara uppar"
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