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Arthur Bon Zavi:
In 2020. Life style.
Daughter:I got married yesterday. But I forget 2 inform u. Sorry dad.
Dad: Its ok darling, but don't forget 2 invite me d next time.
Arthur Bon Zavi:
Teacher to Santa-Tum me kuch kamiya hai..
Next day Santa Coat Pant pehen k aya..
Teacher-What's this...??
Santa- RAYMONDS The Complete Man..!.!
Arthur Bon Zavi:
Sardarji: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai?
Salesman: Ham Sardaro Ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte.
Sardar After 1 week with clean Shaved face: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai...
Salesmn: Hm Srdaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte..
Sardar After 1 Month Full Angrez banke WHAT'S D COST OF DAT TV...?
Salsman: Hm Sardaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte
Sardar Gusse Me: Tujhe har baar Kaise Pata Chal Jata Hai K main Sardar Hoon...?
Salesman- Kyonki Ye Tv Nahi "MICROWAVE OVEN" hai....
Arthur Bon Zavi:
Tumko bewaqoof banaya :
Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”
Chuha marne ki dawa :
Ek samay do bahut milne wale dost rahte thay. Lekin ek din ek dost ka maut ho gaya aur police investigate karne ke liye aaya aur uske dost ko sawal poochne laga…
Police: “Tumhara dost kaise mara?”
Sardar: “Pata nahi sahab, woh bola mere pet mein chuhe kud rahe hai toh maine usko chuha marne ki dawa khila di.”
Samne tha Bus Stop :
A policeman caught a Pathan driver stopping the bus at the road and began asking questions:
Policeman: “Tumne bich road pe bus Kyun rok di?”
Pathan: Hum seher mein naya aaya hai magar Kanoon nahi torta! Woh samne dekho likha hai “Bus Stop” Toh humne rok diya :p
Do aankhe battis daante :
Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
SauD~:
--- Quote from: Master_Key on November 03, 2010, 05:45:31 am ---A short man was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got irritated...
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
--- End quote ---
hahahahhahah... good job mk and ancestor....
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