Okay here you go, Couldn't find the identifying SriLanka thing, but this funny as well,

The Sad Truth,
We live in a nation, ( SRI LANKA )
· Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance , police,
· Where you get car loan @ 5% and education loan @ 12%,
· Where rice is Rs 60/- per kg but sim card is free,
· Where the footwear, we wear ,are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath,
· Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous,
· Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with real lemon,