Okay here you go, Couldn't find the identifying SriLanka thing, but this funny as well, 

The Sad Truth,
We live in a nation,  ( SRI LANKA ) 
·    Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance ,  police, 
·    Where you get car loan @ 5% and education loan @ 12%, 
·    Where rice is Rs 60/- per kg but sim card is free, 
·    Where the footwear, we wear ,are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath, 
·    Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous, 
·    Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash liquids with real lemon,