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Jokes and stuff...
Lana Wolf:
--- Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on December 18, 2009, 05:42:15 pm ---This is like the Jokes and Riddles thread. :-\
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ya..i guess...i just wanted to make another one...new jokes and stuff...
Omer..lol
i cudnt ever throw a party without being caught...lol
O.T.13.:
--- Quote from: teju_777 on December 18, 2009, 06:08:04 pm ---ya..i guess...i just wanted to make another one...new jokes and stuff...
Omer..lol
i cudnt ever throw a party without being caught...lol
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i actually i did get get caught, but i reminded them that i mentioned the day before that "ama be getting a couple of friends" and when they found out its 15 i told them some of them brought guests :D
$tyli$h Executive:
Good Jokes! Finally, the humour section livened up a bid.
Lana Wolf:
--- Quote from: $tyli$h Executive on December 19, 2009, 03:35:03 am ---Good Jokes! Finally, the humour section livened up a bid.
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Thanks..lol :)
omer..lol
still nice...
they werent angry at all?? no mess??
Lana Wolf:
Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
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