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Lana Wolf:
Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery
Things you don't want to hear during surgery:
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.
Oh no! Where's my Rolex.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
There go the lights again?
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."
:D ;D ;D
O.T.13.:
--- Quote from: teju_777 on December 19, 2009, 08:13:40 am ---Thanks..lol :)
omer..lol
still nice...
they werent angry at all?? no mess??
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they were too worried about my aunt they were like "just clean up boiii!"
O.T.13.:
--- Quote ----A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
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Yea, when he aint even getting paid to do it
--- Quote ----Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
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And don't forget they must be doughnut maniacs
--- Quote ----Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
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Yessss! Didn't it happen to you before? :P
--- Quote ---"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."
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ANyone need a kidney? I really don't mind giving up my second one for the right price :P
Lana Wolf:
--- Quote from: O.T.13. on December 19, 2009, 09:31:28 am ---they were too worried about my aunt they were like "just clean up boiii!"
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lol....lucky you... ;)
Lana Wolf:
--- Quote from: O.T.13. on December 19, 2009, 09:35:51 am --- Didn't it happen to you before? :P
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huh./??
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