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O.T.13.:
--- Quote from: teju_777 on December 18, 2009, 09:52:46 am ---This place is soo dead..im writing jokes and laughing at them myself... :( :'(
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naaaah dont worry just give it some time and we'll all be laughing in here ;)
Lana Wolf:
--- Quote from: O.T.13. on December 18, 2009, 10:21:36 am ---naaaah dont worry just give it some time and we'll all be laughing in here ;)
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lol...hope so.. :)
Alpha:
;D Am here too... ;) :D
O.T.13.:
--- Quote ---5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.
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Lovely lol; Actually i did something similiar to that once; paretns gota call from my cousin saying his mom is in the hospital, my parents rush out; what do i do? PARTAAAAAAAAY! somehow, i got 15 people (plus me and my lil brother) stacked into the house ;D
--- Quote ---13. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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Me likeyyyy this one the mmost :D
--- Quote ---19. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
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and i have my eyes get bulged out
--- Quote ---17. Ham and eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig
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rotf
--- Quote ---20. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
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She thought wrong :P
--- Quote ---In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family`s head, he was a success.
Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that`s just the vacation home.
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rotf
--- Quote ---In 1900, fathers passed on clothing to their sons.
Today, kids wouldn`t touch Dad`s clothes if they were sliding naked down an icicle.
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if fathers can only develope a proper sense of style....
--- Quote ---In 1900, a father smoked a pipe.
If he tries that today, he gets sent outside after a lecture on lip cancer.
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... just to find the kid smoking hash behind the park tree
--- Quote ---In 1900, when fathers entered the room, children often rose to attention.
Today, kids glance up and grunt, "Dad, you`re invading my space." :o
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in both cases the kid wud be like "damn! whens he gonna leave!?" its just that now ther're less manners and more nerves :D
Monica:
This is like the Jokes and Riddles thread. :-\
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