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Offline MaNi_DaDuDe

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #75 on: November 02, 2009, 05:51:29 pm »
Quote from: ~~~~shreycool~~~~ on November 02, 2009, 02:15:49 pm
By the way one question i had post in
heres the question:
one day an old man returns from jogging with a police!!
he tells police that he forgot his way back home!!

his wife asks hmo past 30 years you have been joggign and how come did you forget your way???

tell the old man's answer!!

His inlaws were at home?
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #76 on: November 02, 2009, 05:52:04 pm »
Quote from: MaNi_DaDuDe on November 02, 2009, 05:48:37 pm
N1 q80. What country you in atm?


atm? Kuwait  :)

and i never left it :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #77 on: November 03, 2009, 04:55:23 am »
kid: what do you feel is kuwait better or Dubai!!!????


man: hmm...!!  i guess kabristan is better!!! - i thisnk graveyard is better!!!
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #78 on: November 03, 2009, 01:54:58 pm »
Quote from: ~~~~shreycool~~~~ on November 03, 2009, 04:55:23 am
kid: what do you feel is kuwait better or Dubai!!!????


man: hmm...!!  i guess kabristan is better!!! - i thisnk graveyard is better!!!

 :o  :o  :o

why?!?!  :o

what happened to u in these countries?
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Offline MaNi_DaDuDe

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #79 on: November 03, 2009, 05:54:32 pm »
I think that was the joke. . . *sigh*
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #80 on: November 03, 2009, 06:09:07 pm »
lol, yea. I thought it was too :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #81 on: November 03, 2009, 06:43:41 pm »
 :-[  :P

THAT was the joke .. no wonder its in the Lame Jokes :P lol
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #82 on: November 03, 2009, 06:55:43 pm »
there was one thief,
the police caught him and they were taking them to jail in their police jeep.
the thief was so happy that he started laughing and smiling


why??
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #83 on: November 03, 2009, 07:05:53 pm »
no answers?
im need to go to sleep
somone post fast
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #84 on: November 03, 2009, 07:24:18 pm »
Quote from: Q80BOY on November 03, 2009, 06:43:41 pm
:-[  :P

THAT was the joke .. no wonder its in the Lame Jokes :P lol

LOOOOOOOOLL..!! :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #85 on: November 03, 2009, 09:49:33 pm »
Quote from: Q80BOY on November 02, 2009, 05:01:49 pm
Mdm. Mony: The lame jokes is going to be moved to the Humor thread

Sir Q80BOY: Well technically, Lame isnt considered Humour

Mdm. Mony: I dont care if theres a crocodile in ur bathroom, im busy

Sir Q80BOY: I spoke to my lawyer and he's going to open a case Madam Mony, you dont mess with me got it?!

*Q80BOY leaves Mony's office slamming the door*

Mdm. Mony: Come back, I forgot to slap you!!

Sir Q80BOY: Slap my lawyer!

Mdm. Mony: How rude!!!

Look out for the next episode of "Slap the Law"
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ahahahahaha! I laughed! hahahaha...i dont think this was lame as long as it was abt me  :P :P *jokes*

Q80 u really think of my slaps a lot...dont u?  ;D although i stopped them long time back  :-\ :-[  :P
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #86 on: November 03, 2009, 09:53:48 pm »
Forgot the joke I was gonna type in. > . <
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« Reply #87 on: November 03, 2009, 09:58:07 pm »
Post it in my Jokes and Riddles thread when u remember..

 :P :P

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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #88 on: November 03, 2009, 10:02:53 pm »
Quote from: Shoshou..Mony on November 03, 2009, 09:58:07 pm
Post it in my Jokes and Riddles thread when u remember..

 :P :P



But it was my very own lame joke.. :(
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Re: LAME JOKES :D
« Reply #89 on: November 03, 2009, 10:08:03 pm »
aha..so u invented it...

share with us plz ..let us hear ur lameness  :P :P

I am so lame in this thread  :P
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